jonnyoi's SuicideGirls Blog

So yesterday I had dinner with my brother from another mother Mikey. It had been way too long since I had seen him. The only thing is through our discussion about women I realized that its been about TWO YEARS!!!!!! Since I've had sex. To make matters worse I noticed its been about a year and a half since I've even kissed a woman. Needless...
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So I haven't posted a blog in forever....because nothing exciting or even interesting has been happening. So anyway I started running. I downloaded one of those couch to 5k apps, not that I ever plan to run a 5k, orbit because I have to do something to get in some kind of shape....other then round lol. Plus summer is coming and that means beach time....
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So it has been awhile since I posted anything.....and that's because absolutely nothing of note is going on. I spent a few days in Jersey last week. I got to have dinner with an old college friend of mine which was nice.
I am also saving up to get some more work done of my leg and hopefully get this leg sleeve started. Right now...
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So another mostly uninteresting week has gone by...and then there was a blizzard Friday night. Where I am saw about 30 inches of snow. Thankfully everyone is ok, but damn that's a lot of snow. My sister, two cousins, and I were digging for like 3 hours....moved a fuckton of snow. Yes fuckton is an actually.measurement in my world. The funny thing is I was...
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Short blog this week as nothing really interesting happened and nothing is expected to lol.
Just really worked all week. Being all blue collar and awesome. Yesterday was probably the highlight of the week as both my Hammers, West Ham United, and Phoenix Coyotes won their respective games. My friends and I also went out to this German restaurant out in Levittown. The village lantern...
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So this is my first blog....ever. I just tried online dating for the first, and probably last, time So i figured I'd blog about that. What the fuck was I thinking!!!! Now I have some confidence issues being a big dude, so what do I do....I put myself on display for hundreds of women lol. I tried to start conversations with like 70 different people.....
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