into: s'much shit ah cain't finish none o' it.

makes me sad: folks what tries t'cunvins me that dave maffews is great,

vices: night jigglin', typin' wif a' accent, apostrophe' abuse

thoughts on sg: I love it

occupation: sound jerk, part time jiggle billy

stats: umm... hemo?

favorite position: sooerprise me

sign: ah keeps tryin', an' now thay's sharpie all over th' 'futer

i lost my virginity: at th'motel 6