billy_brown:
oh shit, ijust watched that episode the other night
gadget:
I'm so excited for her birthday, you'd think it were my own.
Goodbye Jack D:
You have made all the wrong decisions.
You have made me no money.
You have ruined my body, and attempted to destroy my mind.
You tried to mess up my relationship with my babychan.
You even put me in handcuffs - twice.
Years ago, you helped wreck my marriage and my credit rating.
You pulled me away from the world and from...
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You have made all the wrong decisions.
You have made me no money.
You have ruined my body, and attempted to destroy my mind.
You tried to mess up my relationship with my babychan.
You even put me in handcuffs - twice.
Years ago, you helped wreck my marriage and my credit rating.
You pulled me away from the world and from...
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bigwobbles:
COngrats ....you know I got YOUR back DOc,,,,
clover:
I love you more than words can say.
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jozsef:
That is very amusing. (I get no points for timeliness, I know. Sorry.) 
Five Q Friday - from the boy with too much time on his hands
1. In 10 years, do you think you will be driving a Hydrogen-fueled hovercar, a gas powered SUV, or a bicycle?
2. Do men lie more than women - or are they just bad at it?
3. You wake from a coma to find yourself at an earlier point in your...
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1. In 10 years, do you think you will be driving a Hydrogen-fueled hovercar, a gas powered SUV, or a bicycle?
2. Do men lie more than women - or are they just bad at it?
3. You wake from a coma to find yourself at an earlier point in your...
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bigwobbles:
Morning mr Jhon the rain Sux
annamei:
all very good questions
1. Hydrogen-fueled car, i love the environment & driving cool cars about equally
2. i'd say it depends on the person obviously but on average women, men just aren't clever enough to hide it well
3. Right at the beginning of my last relationship so i could tell him to fuck off without the heartache or lawyers
4. about once a year it is amazing with some scrambled eggs
5. ascendency - but i don't have a good reason for why
1. Hydrogen-fueled car, i love the environment & driving cool cars about equally
2. i'd say it depends on the person obviously but on average women, men just aren't clever enough to hide it well
3. Right at the beginning of my last relationship so i could tell him to fuck off without the heartache or lawyers
4. about once a year it is amazing with some scrambled eggs
5. ascendency - but i don't have a good reason for why
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kali:
What a celebrity douche! So you regurgitate that story to all the MTL chicks? Pfffttt
Narrator: A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X....
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imnutz:
don't talk about johnnyt.
gadget:
thanks for the newman o's!
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dice:
I think you just sparked my interests. I think it won't be long before you see a set from me...
dannydmc:
I haven't read the book, but I have to show some respewct to anyone who's the son of Mel Brooks. Also JMS rulez in a thousand ways.
I'm really drunk rightn ow, so I'll let you go.
I haven't read the book, but I have to show some respewct to anyone who's the son of Mel Brooks. Also JMS rulez in a thousand ways.
I'm really drunk rightn ow, so I'll let you go.
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ikaruga:
duly done.
well, the (belated) happy birthday bit at any rate!
well, the (belated) happy birthday bit at any rate!
bigwobbles:
I did as you commanded sir... I even brought her a Prezzie.. 
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bigwobbles:
I can Smell your BUNT.......(Fucking Spell Checks Broken)
bigwobbles:
Dude Wassup for with your Girl amy...(Smoking CraCK AND STUFF)..you need to talk to her ...HARD
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bigwobbles:
Why wont you respond to my ecards and ,y Pepridgefarms Gifts BAskets...DAmn you!!!!
eisenheim:
Merry Christmas!