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So, long time, long update... My old friends depression and panic hit me, and instead of reaching out, I isolated. But the big crap is that our landlord of 20 years is threatening us with Eviction. No cause, no missed rent, no complaints - They just want to jack the rent up 3 or 4 times. I’m certain I can beat this legally, and I...
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johnny:
The world’s only authentic (and most kickass) Dime Museum and Sideshow Stage opened 12 years ago. I was given a show (and the name) by the proprietors, along with complete freedom to create a variety/Sideshow as I saw fit. The Professor and the Show were site-specific creations - a Talker who had seen the end of the great eras of vaudeville, burlesque and sideshow, and now played this monthly “museum show,” with acts drawn from all three eras and beyond. Presided over by Talker, Lecturer, Ringmaster and Host Sprocket, the show featured whatever it was you weren’t expecting next - sideshow stunts, acrobats, clowns, oddities, belly dance, circus arts, vaudevillians, magic, burlesque, freak and geek acts, jugglers, contortionists, music, fire dance, working acts, trick roping, escape and impalement arts, aerial acts, comedy, and all things incredible, incredulous, incomparable, and incomprehensible, interspersed with Sprocket’s trademark pitches, ballies and lectures on the acts on view, and the greatest pitches, acts and facts of sideshow history (known as “jackpots” in the biz). The first night, we had no idea whether the Show would fly, but by the second show, we were making quite a splash and filling up the joint. We were the first sideshow/circus/burlesque showcase for local performers, and drew the top acts in the industry down from NYC and across the country.  It was a good time to be alive, and offered me a second (or third, or fourth?) career. This was after running my own avant-garde/postmodern theatre company for 20 years, writing snd directing unique stagings of the works of Mr. E. A. Poe for five years, and being a journeyman theatre worker for decades - but we’ll @cut up those jackpots down the road.” Unfortunately, the fabled Palace of Wonders time has come and gone, and the Weirdo Show, under (completely) new management and artistic leadership, still continues to pack the houses 12 years later… Please see my album SPROCKET for actual, genuine documentary ZPhotographic Evidence!
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Everyone is naturally excited to seem interesting enough that people want to “follow” them. But today, I opened Twitter to find a man who has won my love and respect, who’s been an immense inspiration, and who I have followed for over 40 years...

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user57907602:
Holy fuck!!😃
johnny:
That was my first reaction verbatim!
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johnny:
In case you missed the memo, Ward Hall, King of the Sideshow, has shuffled off this mortal coil. Not only the end of a wonderful and storied life, but the end of an era. The universe is so much smaller without his glowing presence. A very sad day indeed...RIP Ward Hall, and thank you for all the joy you brought to so many.
rare:
Such a great pics ❤️
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I have reached the part of the process where directing becomes outrageously fun. Reworking the script, blocking the show like a choreographer, arranging voices like a conductor, and designing a world. I don’t think of myself so much as a director, but as a creator of alternate realities, which we invite/coax people into. The liminal space between audience and spectator melts, and change is possible....
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voltaire:
Damn I wish I’d seen that! I built my own bed of nails but mine is 450 nails. Inch apart and staggered.
johnny:
Mine are staggered as well - not much worse than lying on rough pavement. But Harley takes everything to it’s metaphysical extreme. And as you know, sideshow stunts are easy, circus arts are hard!
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It’s been a few years, and it’s SO great to be back on SG! I had no idea how much I missed you guys! Lots to tell, details to follow. For now, well-met all and hugs all ‘round!

dariianity:
Welcome back!
johnny:
Aw, thank you so much! Never much fun returning to the States, but you brightened my day! Welcome to the site, so nice to meet you, and be seeing you, I hope.
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That's right, Professor Sprocket has returned with a tour de force, presenting five performers in his inimitable variety sideshow, on the 4th Saturday of every month in Dupont Circle, Washington, DC, with occasional forays to NYC. After starting with Zamora the Torture King, this month we have Harely Newman! Yep, the Harley Newman! And it all comes with the Professor's good-time and wonderment guarantee.

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For the love of all you hold hear, go to facebook.com/DADAReturns and like us. Hope to see you at a show, because you'll love us!

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This weekend is the big Poe Celebration in Baltimore featuring John Astin and your humble narrator - www.poeforevermore.com. I have sold and divided almost all of the assets, and my career as an executor and trustee will become a career in world traveling. And don't forget - "DADA Returns" (20th Anniversary Edition), directed by myself, coming to DCAC in May and June, and then moving...
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talamia:
Oh wow I didn't notice til now that you have some published sets yourself smile Why did you stop shooting? Those were great sets you did!
johnny:
Put as simply as possible, you can't do everything at once. I think I could be at serious risk for dilettantism (a most dreaded, progressive and fatal condition), considering my left-handed Aries brain, so I just needed to focus. One of the few constants in my life has been the performing arts and cultural anthropology, so I have allowed those to plot my course. There are a million other reasons, as there always are, but primarily, I wanted to create alternate universes rather than document this one. Of course, my interests and fascinations still pour into me and fIow back out, seemingly uncontrollably - and by the time a project is ready to go, I'm usually beyond it already. Oh, and I must thank you again for your kind words - especially coming from a photographer of your caliber - you have produced some of my very favorite sets. And I assume this is not your only fascination in the universe...(??) To be continued...
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Real estate - sold - and a huge weight off of me! Onto the big E. A. Poe Celebration/Seance in Baltimore (March), then Fraudulent Productions rises as Legitimate Stage to present the 20th anniversary production "DADA Returns!" in May, June July. Then, maybe some travel... Things are changing, and someting is taking its course...