Member: joecool

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Member: joecool
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into: Hollywood clubs, photography, playing music, concerts, art, dancing, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu (I can totally kick your ass), karaoke, Vegas and those gigantic daiquiries you can walk down the street drinking

not into: TV, sports, webcams, twitter

makes me happy: People who blur the lines between friends and lovers, nudity

makes me sad: People who still have bumper stickers on their car for people who lost elections

hobbies: Playing music, photography, strip clubs

5 things i can't live without: Food, sex, hugs, caffeine, my laptop

vices: Crack

thoughts on sg: I hate it

i spend most of my free time: looking for something to do with my free time

 

occupation: Photographer, owner of concert sound/lighting/staging company, hitman

current crush: Your mom (no not yours, yours)

stats: Around 850 verbal, 725 math. Oh wait, thats SATs

body mods: Massive steroid-injected muscles & penis implant

heroes: You know that porn star that went to jail for having sex with a 15 year old kid? That 15 year old kid is totally my hero

gets me hot: People who spell correctly

favorite position: Any one that involves me as one of the participants

fantasy: To be that one guy

sign: Stay Off The Grass

most humbling moment: The day I came in second in the Sexiest Man Alive contest. I'll never get over it

i lost my virginity: a long time ago but it's starting to grow back

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

MY KINK FACTOR: Electrocution, clown suits, furries, oh my!

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Emo, Electronica snob, Crafty, Arty, Hardcore, Jazz Cat, Indie Rocker, Goth, Burner, Fashionista, Retro, Punk, Metalhead, Hippy, Hipster, Rockabilly, Electroclasher, Fetish, Fuck you, I defy categories