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Follow me on twitter! I promise my tweets are funny and will put a smile on yo face! :) Oh yeah, I promise I'll respond asap to my peeps there's something wrong with my phone. Pfft. Twitter name is @jessicathewow

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nfxfsx:
Haha, I have a strange talent.
clockworksixx:
Follow for a follow?? :)
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Follow me on twitter! I promise my tweets are funny and will put a smile on yo face! :) Oh yeah, I promise I'll respond asap to my peeps there's something wrong with my phone. Pfft.

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jessica316:
@jessicathewow :)
oneimill:
Consider yourself followed.
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My morning was pretty epic. I went to valero this morning and I was waiting in line to get gas, and I hear these two black were talking so loud, and one was saying, "I don't need no broke ass,punk ass, nigga ass, pussy ass nigga, bitch ass nigga,you know what I'm sayin?" I'm like, "Fuck man, I can why you're single." "Bitch, are you...
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jessica316:
@Nfxfsx I know what you mean. I'm a teller and I still have to teach people on how to do basic math. -__-
nfxfsx:
I feel you. Shit sucks.
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Hey guys I know you commented on some of my stuff, just want to let i'm not ignoring you, it's just that it won't let me respond back! :( once again sorry! I'll respond ASAP!

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''Wake up, look me in the eyes again

I need to feel your hand upon my face

Words can be like knives, they can cut you open

And the silence surrounds you and haunts you.

I think I might have inhaled you

I can feel you behind my eyes

Youve gotten into my bloodstream

I can feel you flowing in me."

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darrow_:
Thank you!
jessica316:
You're Welcome! <3
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well, my ex cheated on me because supposedly I "lied" about upgrading my gun on CoD zombies. True Story. I just simply laughed.

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theslowrunner:
Sucks at life is being kind. That is a mother fucking man-child right there. 
jessica316:
You got that right! Ain't nobody got time for that. lol
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@chad @suttin @raleigh @lass and @maud are my top drop dead gorgous women with SG. I need to add to add more! :o

raleigh:
You are such a cutie! 
jessica316:
Thanks :3 <3
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So I was cleaning the trunk of my car and I found my ex's shirt that he wore to the beach on 4th of July weekend. So I put it on, and said " I'm always angry!!" *Hulk voice* and ripped the shirt off! Best release of anger ever! Fuck your stupid shirt! Bye Felicia.

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neydag511:
ok.. that is fucking hilarious. did it actually rip?
jessica316:
@Neydag511 yes it really did. Best release ever. Lol
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Why is @suttin so hot? She makes want to become a SG. Jelly in a good way. :)

suttin:
Aww omg! I love you babe! Thank you so much! ❤️Xoxo
jessica316:
<3