into: Cooking;
Motorcycle Racing;
Air Hockey (Only ever lost once)
Pocket Hockey (Undefeated)
Dungeons & Dragons (Need a group!!!)
not into: Saturated Fats;
Traffic;
Elevators;
Rolling Natural 1's;
Snobby SG Denizens
makes me happy: Searching For New Music;
Discovering OId Music;
Pining The Throttle Back Charging Into Long Sweeping Curves @ 90MPH;
Reading
makes me sad: A dirty house;
That We Don't Have Affordable Jetpacks Yet, C'mon Yves!
Hip Hop Clubs;
Shitty Sophomore Albums (You know who you are, fuckers.)
hobbies: Photography;
Painting;
Traveling;
Exploring;
5 things i can't live without: Music;
Masturbation;
Power Chords;
Intrigue;
French Pressed Coffee
thoughts on sg: I dislike it
i spend most of my free time: Refreshing my browser in hopes some total hammer Suicide Girl will email me in search of a very public and completely over-the-top romance. A little help here?
occupation: Blowjob Judge
current crush: Christina Hendricks
stats: Genetically Superior.
body mods: are for weirdos.
heroes: Bill Watterson and D.B. Cooper.
gets me hot: Wasabi.
favorite position: Back and to the Left.
fantasy: Robbing A Bank and Getting Away With It.
sign: True Blue Gemini.
most humbling moment: Probably when I shit myself in Burger King when I had white pants on. Not so much humbling, just hilarious - even at the time.
i lost my virginity: In the early 90's. How old are you again? thaaaat's what I thought.
CIGARETTES: Nope
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
MY PIGEONHOLES: Electronica snob, Indie Rocker, Geek, Diva
