Member: jacobin

jacobin is partially infused with the essence of a narwhal.

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Member: jacobin
Member: jacobin
Member: jacobin
 

tv shows:

  1. Arrested Development
  2. Miami Ink
  3. Entourage
  4. Nip/Tuck
  5. Greek
  6. Pee-Wee's Playhouse
  7. Futurama
  8. South Park
  9. Family Guy
  10. Rock of Love
 

into: Transgressive literature, working odd hours, participles, gerunds, clauses, and other freaky-deeky jargon only a writing geek would remember from high school.

not into: Ralph Waldo Emerson. The fucker.

makes me happy: Smiles, bright-eyed and beautiful.

makes me sad: The disgusting bottom fifth of a bottle of malt liquor.

hobbies: Writing, making up excuses not to write, sketching faces, finding appropriate times to become inappropriately drunk.

5 things i can't live without: Food, water, atmosphere, laptop, reassurance.

vices: Venti mocha frappuccino prepared caramel affagato style.

thoughts on sg: I love it

i spend most of my free time: I really don't have free time. Find me some, please.

 

gender: male

occupation: Student, UPS truck loader (for a porn shop, no less), and Barista

current crush: Red VInes

stats: 6'4", muscular but still a bit pudgy from a solid two years of collegiate-level self-abuse. Dark features.

body mods: Ears pierced. No more nipple rings, but I'm fairly certain the holes are still there.

gets me hot: Boobies

favorite position: Spooning

fantasy: Lord of the RIngs

sign: Capricorn/Tiger

most humbling moment: Being pantsed while sporting an erection.

i lost my virginity: in some girl's basement.

I AM LOOKING FOR: someone exotic

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting.

MY STATUS: single

MY DIET: Omnivore

MY POLITICS: SMASH THE STATE!!!

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

POT: Occasionally

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY PIGEONHOLES: Bookworm, Geek, Gamer.