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so i think i'm getting sick, felt bad on an hour of sleep, but went out after work and made a difference anyway. not sick today. why? cause i battled it.

i have always wanted to watch the osbournes. i get up this weekend, sit around and smoke out, flip thru a few channels and catch the beginning of one. then another. and another. 14...
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thirsty:
do they have any 'leads' in the case yet?

i would follow the trail of the stolen art.

it looks like i'm gonna have to come down there and investigate. it's obvious the six ft. blonde is falling down on the job and bit off, err, more than that brace face could chew.

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yemyam:
yea, osbournes is pretty funny shit ... i love how mtv sneaks in those marathons just hoping you are hung over or something too lazy to flip the channels get you sucked in for a good day or two ...

that sucks bout the rent checks .. and jerky rules too bad for the braces lady ... hope all is well in jab land ... laters ...
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well i certainly don't want to get into it here. currently watching the simpsons be in africa.

i started grocery shopping again, so i'm proud of myself for that. plenty of bad stuff, but it's nice to have some good stuff around too. it's a delicate balance. i got a smoothie specific blender from my mom this year. hmm, homer just made a blender crack....
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kopper:
tried to rent a copy of "pups' this morning.. couldn't find it anywhere. the premise seems so funny, i mean how can you go wrong with burt reynolds and children? rented a copy of "the longest yard" instead.
thirsty:
you tryin to go for two pages of comments?

fuck this, entry it's old and idle and so fucking yahoo!

how's that for a search engine?

update dick,

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it appears i have lost the one hitter. in the limo maybe? i have no idea. i've looked, it's not here, it's gone. we all know the best papers are job, where the o is a square turned to sit on one of it's points, so of course i like to pretend it's an a. it's a superior paper regardless, but i can't look at...
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n:
chickens???
chiquita:
damn. it's not been a good holiday season for beloved devices. not at all.

now i have not been at all involved on the LOTR wagon whatsoever. but i do love me some harry pot-tah (that's my bad british accent internet-ized). took my little guy to go see the second one and i was more into it than he was. tho it was a bit long.
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more decisions to make. i have a loaner from thirsty here.

i could go out and have something easy to do tomorrow, last day of the year style, or just ass it on the couch and watch it tonight. tonight might be better - i got a lowly 2 hours sleep last night and have been a little delerious all day, doing weird things, having...
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kopper:
loading the flask, and ready for all out war.
have a good one tonight, i know you'll make me proud...slugger.

with any luck i'' be wearing one of those hats before the night is over.
throatneedle:
Ching Chow Chan
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so no work yesterday for me. didn't go, didn't call. i did end up sending my boss a vague email last night saying to just reprimand me for the no show because i didn't feel like going into the details. a true statement actually. there are no details of course, i just didn't go, but worded to sound like something that would be uncomfortable to...
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nugget:
part of me wants to sell the scooter and part of me wants to keep it. I just don't want to find my self back in the hospital because of someone else stupidity. I would rather be able to skip and run around Disneyland all day and all night. So, if you find yourself really wanting a scooter...
snakefeast:
o.k. the party is on, maybe you can get your driver to swing be here.
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this is my favorite time of this day every year. early evening, i'm back home, big stoned, and it's all over. i'm not anti or pro on this holiday, and my opinion on the matter isn't that important. it is what it is, and it's also a really good night once it's done to go out and throw cash from relatives at bartenders. you got...
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yemyam:
Hope all is well in jab land and you had a good holiday ... party hard but be safe for new years ... later bro ...
miss_piss:
i dig your existence too
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here is my cool move from yesterday. stop to get gas, prepay and get cigarettes, leave without getting the gas i just paid for. and i didn't even notice on the way home. i noticed later when i went out.

so something is up with the cable. either the hacked box i have is fucked up, or the cable co. is wise to me stealing...
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dollface:
apple juice is all right. as long as i don't hear some asshead sayin' "appo jooz" that is on my last nerve. dammit.
dollface:
...*holidaze*...
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i don't know what my deal is. i know better than to go at it on an empty stomach and i do it all the time. idiot style. makes for good embarassment and oversleeping and that's about it. neither are that big of a deal, but hey, i'm here to be perfect right? i'll have to settle for much less. terrible entry.
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chiquita:
ah! breakfast at the frying pan! i need to go back with film in the camera. the squirrel says 'hey,' that jolly little fucker.
tib0r:
your dog is looking quite dapper


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hit the hookup page.

got a cockshot.

quoted don rickles.
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kopper:
i'm confused... did you quote don rickles, or did the cock?
i hear rickles is good friends with newhart... i bet bob has some nasty fucking material that he's never unleashed on the public.
stuff that would make tom poston blush..

it's funny that you had the drink of champions.. i've only had a few myself.
as def leppard said, "sweet to taste, saccharin"..

i had a few manhattans the other night..
looked kind of funny, sipping from the martini glass with my hoody and army pants.
putting the ass back in class.
nugget:
cockshots...EWW!

that dog looks sooo cute. biggrin
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i'm a natural.

well, maybe. we'll see. last night was really cool. i'm sure doing something new period was part of it, combined with serving mostly people i know, but i felt unbelievably at home back there. highlights i can think of right now were a drunk guy with a 23 on his shirt going into the kitchen and coming out confused because it wasn't...
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jab:
i just typed a comment here instead of who i was talking to because i wasn't paying attention. winner.

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kopper:
oddly enough, i can envision myself as a captain stubing type.. isaac over in the corner mixing me up some drinks, giving me the thumbs up.. and me manning the wheel in my dress whites, hoping i don't spill anything on them.
a different woman to scorn my advances in every port.

inventing drinks is a little weird.. people drink the stupidest shit to begin with... beer & the dr. though.
i had about 4 or 5 rusty nails the other night.. i find the taste of drambouie to be nauseating, yet oddly appealing.