Practically everyone and everything is annoying me this week.
I am by no means perfect and have not lived any kind of life to be in a position to judge anyone.
I'm actively questioning why i bother with some people.
I wish I was a cunt so i could tell them to fuck off.
But I'm too nice, so now i have to put on...
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miyo:
awesome!
sourskittles:
Can I copy your blog, just without the videos? 
That's how my life goes.
That's how my life goes.A whiney rant is contained below.
For your usual service please refrain from clicking the spoiler.
For your usual service please refrain from clicking the spoiler.
Im doing some sterling work over on twitter.
This is me
And because im a attention-seeking ego-maniac...
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skyerocket:
Oh but I'll have to pay if off at some point :/
Imagine all the "hot" I could've got for my dollar had I stumbled in to Primark instead of Debenhams....
Alright, maybe not.
Imagine all the "hot" I could've got for my dollar had I stumbled in to Primark instead of Debenhams....
Alright, maybe not.
miyo:
oh, i know! 
I had a dream last night that was like one big romantic comedy.
I had a wonderful affair with a woman, with laughter, tears and a whole lot of loving.
Yet she didnt have a face.
Just goes to show how lonely i am.
Im willing to date faceless women.
Meanwhile here is possibly the most racist thing ever broadcast on tv.
I had a wonderful affair with a woman, with laughter, tears and a whole lot of loving.
Yet she didnt have a face.
Just goes to show how lonely i am.
Im willing to date faceless women.
Meanwhile here is possibly the most racist thing ever broadcast on tv.
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ikaruga:
aw, thank you sir. 
umeko:
hehehe 
... thats a bizzare dream tho :S
... thats a bizzare dream tho :S
Just when the possibility of a night out or a home visit to my flat with a lady i like, i get struck down by illness.
BASTARDS.
I feel quite terrible
BASTARDS.
I feel quite terrible
miyo:
feel better soon!
feel better soon!Any questions?
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miyo:
I suppose that's a good thing, encouraging you to get on with stuff. Hope it's fun stuff though? x
ikaruga:
how do they get the stuffing inside olives?
I look around the internet on its various social networks and forums and im constantly faced with people who can seemingly put into words their feelings so much better than i can.
And if i wish to be a writer this is an issue.
I try to read better books, watch better films, listen to better music...
(By better i mean seemingly more high-brow items)...
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And if i wish to be a writer this is an issue.
I try to read better books, watch better films, listen to better music...
(By better i mean seemingly more high-brow items)...
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emma_treasure:
I've been wanting to write an action film for ages... wanna collaborate? Maybe we can drag Mike in on it too cos he's right good at words and that 
ikaruga:
dude, you're saying all this like it's a bad thing to be shallow and vacuous when it comes to entertainment or somesuch?
not sayin' it's a bad thing, just sayin'...
not sayin' it's a bad thing, just sayin'...
Im tired.
Im confused.
Im stressed.
I must be at work.
Im confused.
Im stressed.
I must be at work.
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ikaruga:
that's not good man...
skyerocket:
cheers bud
Who needs sleep when you have Mass Effect 2?
thequestion:
The weak that's who.
mark_plus_beer:
Agreed.
Currently calming down after a terrible day at work.
I dont mind helping other people out, but when it means my own workload suffers and i have to work my days off then i get a little frustrated.
It confuses me how some people can actually choose to be awkward and horrible to everyone they meet. Surely they must realise how much ill-feeling it creates...
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I dont mind helping other people out, but when it means my own workload suffers and i have to work my days off then i get a little frustrated.
It confuses me how some people can actually choose to be awkward and horrible to everyone they meet. Surely they must realise how much ill-feeling it creates...
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miyo:
thank you
Hopefully it will be filmed so i can share the results
thank you
Hopefully it will be filmed so i can share the results
trills:
Surely even the most selfish idiot has heard the story about catching more flies with honey than vinegar? It's only logic to not be a knob, if you want to put all altruism aside and take the cynical angle. I don't believe in fate, I don't believe anyone is owed anything, I do believe in cause and effect, though that's not to say that you do good things and good things happen... "That's life!"
Ok i need a challenge.
Give me a topic, any topic.
Keep it relatively possible to write about and i shall try to write some comedy about it.
SkyeRocket gave the topic of sharks...
Sharks. Nature's most fearsome predator. They are over 420 million years old, which in cat years is an even more astounding figure. Being apex predators, they lie at the top of...
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Give me a topic, any topic.
Keep it relatively possible to write about and i shall try to write some comedy about it.
SkyeRocket gave the topic of sharks...
Sharks. Nature's most fearsome predator. They are over 420 million years old, which in cat years is an even more astounding figure. Being apex predators, they lie at the top of...
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tinkly:
I will keep my fingers and toes crossed for you and it
skyerocket:
I was scared to make a list because I knew it was 99% negatives. So I kept myself busy, went ahead and fuckin' did it anyway and it was blates worth it
Thanks for the idea though. I was just too much of a wuss to do it lol
Thanks for the idea though. I was just too much of a wuss to do it lolNow that's how i roll...
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kittyvalentine:
Hahahahhahaha... gawd, I've missed your journals. x
mark_plus_beer:
7 is all lies.