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FEBRUARY 1, 2012 @ 11:34 AM

aloof,adj.

It has always been my habit, ever since junior high school, to ask that question:
"What are you thinking?"
It is always an act of desperation, and I keep asking, even though I know it will never work the way I want it to.

CHOOSE ONE:

INFINITE WISDOM

ETERNAL YOUTH

ABILITY TO MAKE SHADOW ANIMALS

SugarCunt

Diamond Springs, CA

November 2006

FEB 01, 2012 11:46 AM

ABILITY TO MAKE SHADOW ANIMALS!!!!!!!!!

mildots

USA

September 2007

FEB 01, 2012 12:01 PM

infinite wisdom

BubbleFart

USA

October 2008

FEB 01, 2012 12:10 PM

hidden option # 4: to poop back and forth forever!

Dougrun

San Luis Obispo, CA

February 2007

FEB 01, 2012 01:03 PM

INFINITE WISDOM - then what challenge would you have?

ETERNAL YOUTH - but those around you would age and die, i think this was a twilight zone

ABILITY TO MAKE SHADOW ANIMALS - harmless and fun, sure.

RedlineDoc

Schererville, IN

October 2011

FEB 01, 2012 01:19 PM

I don't want to know everything. What would be the fun in that? I wouldn't want to be young physically forever, but I will always be eternally youthful in my head which means making shadow animals ROCKS!!

KobeyK

Clackamas, OR

January 2007

FEB 01, 2012 01:30 PM

I'm gonna have to go with eternal youth...

DexterMorgan

Los Angeles, CA

January 2008

FEB 01, 2012 02:21 PM

I choose the phantom option for all these questions: "Telepathy"

That way, you'll always be able to know what I'm thinking -- in a pure way, unencumbered by the inadequacies of language.

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA

May 2004

FEB 01, 2012 04:16 PM

The ability to make infinite youth.

1sailor

Olympia, WA

July 2009

FEB 01, 2012 04:36 PM

Shadow animals, definitely.

Giggles

Claremont, CA

January 2005

FEB 02, 2012 08:59 AM

animals

bepps

Ontario, CA

April 2003

FEB 02, 2012 08:49 PM

Infinite wisdom!

bepps

Ontario, CA

April 2003

FEB 02, 2012 09:06 PM

Oh, but actually on topic, you didn't really say what choosing one means or why we're choosing it. As far as we know it could mean "Here's three qualities that I possess. Choose which one you like me having the most."

Whether if you have all three of those or not I couldn't answer. I do know, however, that I possess them. I think I'll answer the "CHOOSE ME" question by answering which of those qualities I like about myself most. I'm going to have to go with the INFINITE WISDOM one. The eternal youth thing is cool `n' all -- it makes it so I'm still absolutely amazing in bed even when I'm pushin' 40 -- but I certainly like how incredibly wise I am.