Hey SG land!
Crazy fucking night last night. It began with me losing a bet that i could hook up with a lesbian so i had to eat a pint of mayonnaise! Puked an ocean of if, i was known as mayonnaise man that rest of the night. Talked with the bouncer and he might get me a job on the radio because i sound like charlie from always sunny(I FUCKING CANT HEAR IT AHHHH!!!!) then a psycho-bich threw water in my face and slapped me in the EAR twice!(who the fuck slaps in the ear?!) But she was being CRAZY trying to get with my friend who wasn't in to her at all. BUT i RUINED HER NIGHT! Best part is ruining someone's night!
Work gives me a disgusting raccoon tanline:
BUT i'll probably get this radio job, making 15-16/hr working 4 hrs a day 5 days a week, so that would be fucking awesome!(can totally see the whole show people calling in to make me say charlie lines).
Bar that(best night i've had in eugene honestly) my life is good, school ends the 16th, getting my tattoo 4 weeks from tuesday ahhhh!
Crazy fucking night last night. It began with me losing a bet that i could hook up with a lesbian so i had to eat a pint of mayonnaise! Puked an ocean of if, i was known as mayonnaise man that rest of the night. Talked with the bouncer and he might get me a job on the radio because i sound like charlie from always sunny(I FUCKING CANT HEAR IT AHHHH!!!!) then a psycho-bich threw water in my face and slapped me in the EAR twice!(who the fuck slaps in the ear?!) But she was being CRAZY trying to get with my friend who wasn't in to her at all. BUT i RUINED HER NIGHT! Best part is ruining someone's night!
Work gives me a disgusting raccoon tanline:
BUT i'll probably get this radio job, making 15-16/hr working 4 hrs a day 5 days a week, so that would be fucking awesome!(can totally see the whole show people calling in to make me say charlie lines).
Bar that(best night i've had in eugene honestly) my life is good, school ends the 16th, getting my tattoo 4 weeks from tuesday ahhhh!
Yay tattoo!