into: good looking women with tattoos, vw's

not into: people wasting my time.

makes me happy: all sorts of shit. money

makes me sad: all sorts of shit too

5 things i can't live without: women, vodka, friends , nofx, family, vw's

vices: vw's,chocolate and women with tattoos, expensive vodka...wait what is your definition of vices

thoughts on sg: I love it

occupation: chef and nightly entertainer, working for the man

current crush: natalie

stats: fat and ugly!

body mods: tattoos used to be pierced but not any more.

heroes: johnny cash

gets me hot: girls with ink, the sun, vw's

favorite position: all

fantasy: who?

sign: your name on the dotted line!

most humbling moment: getting my pants pulled off of me in 7th grade p.e.

i lost my virginity: and became a man that day

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Support local music. Go to a show.

MY PIGEONHOLES: Hillbilly, Punk, Rockabilly, Fuck you, I defy categories