imspectr

New fun website to keep me up while I'm in chat. lol

Not Always Right

WIN

Here's some fun ones:

Customer: Hey, can you help me find this book?

Me: Sure.

(He holds up a piece of paper with the title and author of a book on it. I find it on the shelves and hand it to him.)

Customer: Thanks! Howd you do that...
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slots:

hey lady you need to post up the new stressbomb blog

Apr 29, 2010

slots:

soo fail hahaha geuss you gave up again

May 1, 2010

Going to see An Evening with Kevin Smith tonight!!!

Row 13

EPIC WIN!!

<3

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theonlyfeeling:

is that because his fat ass takes up rows 1-12...
His airline tantrum was way out of line!

Apr 11, 2010

christmasjones:

<3 Kevin Smith. How was it?

Apr 11, 2010

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padre:

You two make quite the pair! I love you both!

Apr 6, 2010

padre:

You're goddamn right Spectr, you couldn't be more right

Apr 6, 2010

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iampeeder:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Mar 16, 2010

personaljesus:

That invisible one is pure CLASSIC!! Thanks for that great laugh!

Mar 18, 2010

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lucysky:

OMG i want the drunken people crossing sign SO BAD!!!! FUCKIN AWESOME!!!!!!

Mar 4, 2010

lucysky:

Well if you find one of those signs mama, you better let me know where!

I want one too! lol!

Mar 5, 2010

Yet another fun filled week...

Let's see here...Saturday night, I went to see Vayden, my favorite local band in Phoenix

(This isn't a video from that night, just a really great performance from a while back...

They put on a pretty solid show and I really enjoyed myself. I met a lovely girl named Karen there and ended up tagging along with her to see...
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iampeeder:

nuce burd tattoo

Feb 28, 2010

iampeeder:

oops, i ment "nice bird tattoo"

how embarassing

Feb 28, 2010

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floyd:

I got my tax return early this year too! Too bad it's all going to bills, I was hoping to spend some of it on something fun.

Feb 23, 2010

lucysky:

Nice new ink mama!

Feb 23, 2010

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signspoint2fail:

Haha it did but not anymore. They actually taste like real smokes now.

Feb 16, 2010

zombieporn:

Wheres my money woman?

Feb 18, 2010

Soooo...now I have no cell service because I'm broke as hell and can't pay the bill.

FML

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signspoint2fail:

I feel our pain. I will soon have to quit smoking..thats going to be fun.

Feb 16, 2010

signspoint2fail:

your*

Feb 16, 2010

It's time for some more TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

I've decided to keep these in the Phoenix area this time

(701):
Want any specific kind of beer?
(623):
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
(701):
Got it. Anything but Miller.

(623):
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.

(623):
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt...
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drama:

im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
haha! poor kid

That was was pretty effin hilarious!

Feb 14, 2010

lucysky:

RIGHT!!!!! If you have it, you know where it is..... shit! How embarrassing if you had to be like... here.. let me show you where it is! lol!!!!! For your sake, I hope it was a friend this happened to and not you lol! You're too cute for a unfamiliar lesbian mishap!

Feb 14, 2010

I'm in a great mood today

First, and most importantly:
I have a kitty named Snickers and she is my baby. I've had her for about 7 years now, but for the past 9 months or so, I have had to keep her at other people's houses. First it was my friend Mary, who accidentally let her out like 3 times. Then, Mary's sister had...
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