into: God, this is the 4th time I filled this out.
Anyway, I am into good people with bad habits, friends that are not TOO good of an influence, a good full body hug with feeling and a nice Black Russian or two.
I also like pie.
not into: Idiots. Ignorant assholes that think their choices should be emulated by others.
makes me happy: My son.
My dog licking my elbows.
it is his way of getting my attention...it is better than being jumped on by 75 pounds of American Pit Bull Terrier.
Also, pie.
makes me sad: The fact that my son is in Dallas.
I hate Texas.
Also, lack of pie.
hobbies: Reading, computer stuff, movies and being with friends.
Oh, and looking at naked pictures of people.
5 things i can't live without: 1. My son.
2. Lists of 5.
3. Planning for the Zombie Apocalypse.
4. A good pie.
5. Only being serious 1 out of 5 attempts.
vices: smoking, drinking, anarchy, pie
thoughts on sg: I love it
i spend most of my free time: Check "Hobbies"
occupation: telecom geek
current crush: orange
stats: lies, damn lies and stats
Am I supposed to say how fat I am here?
body mods: pierced ears, one tattoo.
heroes: Curious George
gets me hot: women, men that are not assholes.
favorite position: comatose
also - pole.
fantasy: a lifetime supply of pizza and beer
oh, sex too.
sign: Slow Children at Play
most humbling moment: Fatherhood
i lost my virginity: If you see it shoot it. Then mount it on your wall.
CIGARETTES: I have black lungs
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman
MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.
MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: single
I WANT: Romance, Online Flirting
MY PIGEONHOLES: Bookworm, Geek, Gamer, Fuck you, I defy categories