into: books, movies, "the sauce", the open road, testosterone, coffee and cigarettes, baseball, diners, LaTeX, recklessness, breakfast,

not into: drama, idiots, excuses, you

makes me happy: good books, good sex, good food (especially cake), watching movies, intelligent conversation, elephant jokes, large bodies of water, smoking cigarettes, road trips,

makes me sad: the void

5 things i can't live without: If I don't have nicotine, I'm impossible to live with.

vices: i was recently caught tearing off my cuticles between drags of my cigarette.

thoughts on sg: I dislike it

i spend most of my free time: being awesome.

current crush: crushes are for amateurs

stats: Part raging badass, part towering intellect, part goofy lameo. Blended to perfection.

heroes: Ken Jennings

favorite position: I find that being in favor of it is most enjoyable for all concerned.

sign: No one's gonna drag you up to get into the light where you b

CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship