into: New Methods. New Outcomes
not into: Stultification
makes me happy: Nostalgia
makes me sad: Accuracy
vices: Adventurous Bad Behavior
thoughts on sg: It's okay
i spend most of my free time: very well, thank you.
occupation: As has been reported on NPR: "Will Swanson is a photographer NOT a Social Worker"
body mods: Deep mental scarification, and i have my back waxed on a semi-regular basis (that counts, right?)
heroes: Dionysus
gets me hot: The random times my neighbors have really loud sex.
favorite position: they all have their perks
fantasy: Violent sex with Julius Caesar's mother.
sign: Wrong Way
most humbling moment: When I learned that despite my official wide brimmed cap, elaborately screened shirt, and years of training, there actually is no sanctioned position of “Bikini Inspector.”
i lost my virginity: indeed
CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.
MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: single
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Reading at the coffeeshop.
I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship
MY PIGEONHOLES: Electronica snob, Arty, Jazz Cat, Fashionista, Dirty, Bookworm, Fetish