into: old cars, cheap motorcycles, big guns, my xbox, pinup girls, cheeseburgers, scotch whiskey, girls who scare me

makes me happy: days off, cooking, getting my roomates evil wife to be nice to me, payday, AND MAYBE ONCE IN A WHILE GETTING SMILED AT BY A PRETTY GIRL!!

makes me sad: breaking things, getting dumped again, living in denver for four years and still not meeting any decent people

5 things i can't live without: my channellock pliers, cheeseburgers, my good skillet, nn magazine, and my dog

vices: sloth, lust, gluttony, pinup girls

thoughts on sg: I love it

occupation: pretend mechanic

current crush: The little chinese girl at Peking-Tokoyo. I think her mother owns it.

stats: fat, hairy, lumbering, did I mention hairy?

body mods: Extra hair, chewed fingernails, Grease stains and a bullethole

heroes: My grandfather is enought of a hero for me, ask me about him. i'ts a cool story.

gets me hot: eye contact, a girl being forward with me, scares the hell out of me but turns me on like nothing else, titties, red hair

favorite position: I like to be on the bottom, that way I can play with titties

fantasy: a red head with big titties, the back of my old truck, under the stars on a hot night

sign: rabbit

i lost my virginity: long, loong, ago in a galaxie far far away

CIGARETTES: Nope

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: Talk dirty to me...

MY POLITICS: Milquetoast Centrist

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Reading at the coffeeshop.

MY PIGEONHOLES: Retro, Hillbilly, Metalhead, Rockabilly, Bookworm, Geek, Gamer