I have issues
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I'm in love with my character from "Def Jam: Fight for New York"!!!
He's freakin hot
Also, any of you boys have a Link costume?
He's freakin hot
Also, any of you boys have a Link costume?
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kalidoom:
I have a banana suit...
tikki:
Zelda and Link were the same person like in fight club it was deeper than what you were told. and your profile pic ........let me guess were you lookin at boobs 
Copied the Quiz from Caddy's journal....
Body: SECTION 1/INFO
Call me: candy
Age: 23
Height: 5'1"
Hair Color: Reddish
Eye Color: grey with blue
Where am I at?: my living room
Fear(s): clowns, scorpions, cornfields, belly button lint, styrofoam
SECTION 2//HAVE YOU EVER??
Peed in your pants? Once in third grade, and like, when I was a baby and such
Fallen off the bed? frequently...
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Body: SECTION 1/INFO
Call me: candy
Age: 23
Height: 5'1"
Hair Color: Reddish
Eye Color: grey with blue
Where am I at?: my living room
Fear(s): clowns, scorpions, cornfields, belly button lint, styrofoam
SECTION 2//HAVE YOU EVER??
Peed in your pants? Once in third grade, and like, when I was a baby and such
Fallen off the bed? frequently...
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wendy:
yeah they're married... the two next to doctashock. i used to work with the guy, but i thought his name was something different. hmm. his wife works down the hall too...i just saw them the other day . i love them.
xoxo.
xoxo.
norritt:
South Park: fingerbang
i dont get the connection
i dont get the connectionI had to get my wisdom tooth cut out... There was much carnage and blood and guts, drilling and wrenching and scraping... all in all, it was kinda cool! My tooth, afterward, had big bloody chunks of meat hanging off of it. They wouldn't let me take it home because they "can't let someone leave with biohazardous material". I was like, I had the fucking...
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kalidoom:
ARE YOU GUYS COMING TO CORY'S OMGIHAVETOYELLTHIS!!!!
akathisia:
Weird, they let me take home my wisdom teeth...but maybe it was because there were no bloody chunks. Sorry!
At the risk of being a trendy fuck...
Here's my quiz. Take it. Even if you don't know me, you'll learn something.
Candy Quiz
Here's my quiz. Take it. Even if you don't know me, you'll learn something.
Candy Quiz
argentumblack:
You copier!!!
just kidding....i saw the quiz in someone elses journal and i thought i would follow....
*shrugs*
just kidding....i saw the quiz in someone elses journal and i thought i would follow....
*shrugs*
patch:
i know NOTHING!
NOTHING i say!
ok, i know a couple of things about you, but not much, apparently!
NOTHING i say!
ok, i know a couple of things about you, but not much, apparently!
Why is it the only time I want a man is when I don't have one? I can't have sex for at least two or three more months. It has been two months already. 
Dammit. Anyway. Boring week, as per usual.
Asked my ex to replace my Gamecube that he lost/sold/gave away. No clear story on that. But he says he will by Christmas. Here's...
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Dammit. Anyway. Boring week, as per usual.
Asked my ex to replace my Gamecube that he lost/sold/gave away. No clear story on that. But he says he will by Christmas. Here's...
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fortysix_and_two:
GameCube gud. Dey sez eet maikes yu dummer. Bulshart, me sez. 
titty_mcboobs:
I know. As if you are not sexy enough to begin with you are also now pregnant...what more could a perv like me ask for 
Hoope you get your gamecube back...i love mine
Jess
Hoope you get your gamecube back...i love mine
JessI'm baking stuff. Brownies. From scratch. See? I'm domestic. And I can shag like a minx. How wants to take me home? lol... just trying to get out of the house. 
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sometrees:
You do realize I was being totally sarcastic, and trying to point out how stupid that guys topic and posts were, right?
I was trying to make him see his idiocy, but I don't think he caught on.
I was trying to make him see his idiocy, but I don't think he caught on.
titty_mcboobs:
You have very pretty lips
Holidays.... ugh. Poop on the holidays. I used to love them. What happened? I wonder if I can play hooky on Christmas Day, and just stay home and sleep instead of the typical traveling thing.
Daaaaaaaamn. I'm bored. And I'm nothing but a big fucking bundle of joy lately
Daaaaaaaamn. I'm bored. And I'm nothing but a big fucking bundle of joy lately
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sonet:
gosh.. *scratches head* wanna hump something.
thegoatlord:
give me your lovely face, and itll be a gem
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darkestangel:
me too 
stgeorge:
New name, that surprised me?
Still the same beautiful girl though.
Still the same beautiful girl though.
homicidegirl:
... that's right.
Looked up a whole bunch of Name Generator crap, and here are my results...
Elvish name- Idril Elaness
Louis Farrakhan African name- Shuakhwe
Ghetto name- Ass Machine Teapot, yo
Fairy name- Thorn Goblinfrost
Hobbit name- Daisy Toadfoot of Frogmorton
Porn name- Candice Lace
Indian name- Joy Singular Abalone
Evangelist name- Deacon V. Doc Konn, Esq.
Viking name- Candice the Peevish
Hip Hop name- Queen Biggie...
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Elvish name- Idril Elaness
Louis Farrakhan African name- Shuakhwe
Ghetto name- Ass Machine Teapot, yo
Fairy name- Thorn Goblinfrost
Hobbit name- Daisy Toadfoot of Frogmorton
Porn name- Candice Lace
Indian name- Joy Singular Abalone
Evangelist name- Deacon V. Doc Konn, Esq.
Viking name- Candice the Peevish
Hip Hop name- Queen Biggie...
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kalidoom:
I really like Queen Biggie Bastard P.
darkestangel:
Happy Thanksgiving
Hello all. Not a whole lot to report, but I'll try to create some filler. lex is coming back from the realm of Ohio in a few hours, so that'll be nice. I'm on bedrest (at least for now), so I've been bored outta my skull... especially with no biscuit around. Wish I could have gone to the Pink House Party thing, looked like fun....
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sonet:
well.. if someone had your NUUUUMBEEERRRRR.. maybe you'd get a phone call..
wow.. a realization.
wow.. a realization.
studentdriver:
Went and found a posting of that Bravo top-100 horror films thing. It's kind of scary how many I've seen. I'm usually out-of-the-loop with pop-culture, but have seen probably 90% on the list, and own about 50%. (Interesting that Alice Sweet Alice made the list; I guess I should pop the shrinkwrap and watch my laserdisc of it soon. I bought it without an idea of what it even was...)
If women dig Pinhead, I wonder what monster guys should have the hots for?
If women dig Pinhead, I wonder what monster guys should have the hots for?
but I LOVE YOU anyhow. and miss your conversation.
how be ye?