heracleitus

While driving today I saw a man trying to extract a bike chained to a street sign by standing on a stepladder and lifting it over the sign. Although I only noticed it right at the moment that I drove by, I considered turning around and asking him what he was doing; however, even if the bike wasn't his, I doubt he would have told...
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I get home from work around midnight. I change and walk into the kitchen with my water bottle to, you know, get some water. My roommate is in there washing a dish. He points to a plate in the sink. He says, "You have to be careful with that." I nod. He continues, "It's china," but he doesn't say it normally; rather he uses that...
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I managed to crazy glue my lips together today.

Yeah...

I watched a film by the name of UNDEAD today. Normally I don't voluntarily subject myself to this sort of punishment, at least not when there isn't friends and booze to help turn that frown upside down, but I've gotten it into my head to take my ultimate zombie screenplay seriously again and I thought I'd do a little research...

Considering I had never previously...
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On occasion, I've overheard various people trying to be funny - or, heaven forbid, deep - by posing the sophmoric philosophical question: "How do I know you're real?" I, for one, am willing to assume the existence of others, if only because it would completely destroy my ego to think that figments of my imagination have so little respect for me.