So I saw Benjamin Button last night (Coraline was, tragically, sold out). It was long, slow and in a lot of ways seemed like Forrest Gump 2.0 to me, but it did drive home something that's been bothering me a lot lately.
I used to revel in sensory amazement. You know, there are just... sublime moments where you lose yourself to your surroundings. Memories that...
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I used to revel in sensory amazement. You know, there are just... sublime moments where you lose yourself to your surroundings. Memories that...
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toothpickmoe:
People have way too much time on their hands. Waaaaay.
toothpickmoe:
I was just reading that the PC version has over 1000 individual lines recorded for each player character. Talk about too much time...
Generally speaking, sex > no sex.
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toothpickmoe:
I'll see what I can do.
I did see that guy, but didn't realize it was for gum. That sort of ruins it.
I did see that guy, but didn't realize it was for gum. That sort of ruins it.
toothpickmoe:
Oh, well if that's the case good on him. I've always been kind of touched by it, actually. The whole one world thing I suppose.
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redheadedleague:
This is why I giggle whenever right wing pundit lament that "The McCain campaign won't let Sarah Palin speak!" Oh, I heartily agree. Let her speak more. Please.
toothpickmoe:
Oh, no. I just blindly defend Starship Troopers all costs. 
"But in terms of dialogue, vernacular, description, tone_I want a homicide detective, or a drug slinger, or a longshoreman, or a politician anywhere in America to sit up and say, Whoa, that's how my day is. That's my goal. It derives not from pride or ambition or any writerly vanity, but from fear. Absolute fear. Like many writers, I live every day with the vague...
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toothpickmoe:
It's a gift.
baudot:
"We should fuck to make the crazy landlord shut up" was never one of my favorite pick-up lines. Just because you got it to work on Lukass doesn't make it universal.
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sonofapunk:
Hello SuicideGirls friend! This message is copied and pasted, but that doesn't mean I don't still love you, it simply means I prefer the ability to play bass as opposed to carpal-tunnel-from-re-typing! Haha!
Regardless...
If you can read this, that means I would really appreciate it if you were to check out my band, The Wrecktals! We just recorded a demo, and a couple tracks are up on MySpace, and then a track-or-two-that's-not-on-MySpace is on FaceBook.
CLICK THIS BIG PINK SET OF WORDS TO VISIT OUR MYSPACE!!!
We really wanna make friends with you! Seriously! That's one thing that a lot of bands hate... There's this nice fat fucking gap between fan and artist. Fuck that gap. Gaps need to be fucked. Fuck it! The Gap that is! So go there! And tell us what you think!
And if you are super-friendly and rad and awesome! You caaaan...
CLICK THIS OTHER SET OF BIG PINK WORDS TO VISIT OUR FACEBOOK PAGE!!!
And again, please tell us what you think! And if you know anybody who likes their punk and ska and hardcore... Please pass the good word on!
Look! We're like Rancid! Can we have some street cred now?
Wigglywigglywiggly!
This band is my baby. We are going to be successful (in terms of creating that feeling in someone's chest when they hear that song they love, not "successful" as in "money"). It's our dream and it's gonna happen through our own hard work and passion and love for radness!
But like I said, we have a demo out. You pay $4 and you get eight (wicked-quality) tracks that last almost half-an-hour, some sweet DIY eye-candy, and instant immortality/karma! That's right! Everyone who buys our demo will have their name immortalized somewhere on the next release! So make sure we know who you are! We want to thank each and every one of you who actually listened to us!
We're playing lots of rad underground shows and we support all of those who make music for the sake of creation and expression. I've been to every fucking band I can imagine within five-bajillion-miles of me, so the favour better be returned!
My name is Christoph, but most people call me Slut (short for PunkerSlut)... And you can call me Susan, if it makes you happy... But on behalf of The Wrecktals, thank you for your time! I hope you like us!
'Cause if you read all this, it means we already like you!
Live. Love. Unity.
Regardless...
If you can read this, that means I would really appreciate it if you were to check out my band, The Wrecktals! We just recorded a demo, and a couple tracks are up on MySpace, and then a track-or-two-that's-not-on-MySpace is on FaceBook.
CLICK THIS BIG PINK SET OF WORDS TO VISIT OUR MYSPACE!!!
We really wanna make friends with you! Seriously! That's one thing that a lot of bands hate... There's this nice fat fucking gap between fan and artist. Fuck that gap. Gaps need to be fucked. Fuck it! The Gap that is! So go there! And tell us what you think!
And if you are super-friendly and rad and awesome! You caaaan...
CLICK THIS OTHER SET OF BIG PINK WORDS TO VISIT OUR FACEBOOK PAGE!!!
And again, please tell us what you think! And if you know anybody who likes their punk and ska and hardcore... Please pass the good word on!
Look! We're like Rancid! Can we have some street cred now?
Wigglywigglywiggly!
This band is my baby. We are going to be successful (in terms of creating that feeling in someone's chest when they hear that song they love, not "successful" as in "money"). It's our dream and it's gonna happen through our own hard work and passion and love for radness!
But like I said, we have a demo out. You pay $4 and you get eight (wicked-quality) tracks that last almost half-an-hour, some sweet DIY eye-candy, and instant immortality/karma! That's right! Everyone who buys our demo will have their name immortalized somewhere on the next release! So make sure we know who you are! We want to thank each and every one of you who actually listened to us!
We're playing lots of rad underground shows and we support all of those who make music for the sake of creation and expression. I've been to every fucking band I can imagine within five-bajillion-miles of me, so the favour better be returned!
My name is Christoph, but most people call me Slut (short for PunkerSlut)... And you can call me Susan, if it makes you happy... But on behalf of The Wrecktals, thank you for your time! I hope you like us!
'Cause if you read all this, it means we already like you!
Live. Love. Unity.
koala:
I know that you are rarely on here, but I still wanted to wish you a happy birthday! 
racheljane:
not a bad existence at all thank you. how you doin'?
I want to take a moment to talk to you all about a matter that is near and dear to my heart...
Sticking your penis in a girl's mouth when there is already another man's penis occupying that space is gay. And not the perfectly acceptable kind of gay where one man has consensual sex with another man, but an underhanded gay where a man...
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Sticking your penis in a girl's mouth when there is already another man's penis occupying that space is gay. And not the perfectly acceptable kind of gay where one man has consensual sex with another man, but an underhanded gay where a man...
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emperor_norton:
In all the times I read your blog, I keep forgetting to add this particular comment, but I'm going to do it now before I forget once again:
if your fantasy ever comes true, would you mind being a pal and tag me into the fight so I can give M. Millar a couple of kicks in the ribcage? I won't be greedy, you can have him, but I just want to sneak in a couple of jabs after reading that Civil War bullshit.
if your fantasy ever comes true, would you mind being a pal and tag me into the fight so I can give M. Millar a couple of kicks in the ribcage? I won't be greedy, you can have him, but I just want to sneak in a couple of jabs after reading that Civil War bullshit.
noctem:
And some extend retractable claws into your palm when you try and shake their hand
Oh, and I have to agree with you on the DP in one orifice situation.....
Oh, and I have to agree with you on the DP in one orifice situation.....
toothpickmoe:
I've tried. Believe me, I've tried. I just can't get into it.
Also, Terra Chips are just sorta okay to me.
Also, Terra Chips are just sorta okay to me.
breezey:
I have never had a terra chip but I have to say the apple cinnamon rice cakes from quaker oats are awesomely awesome!
Sometime this week marks thirty (30) months of quasi-involuntary abstinence for me (that's two-and-a-half years for those of you disinclined to dividing by twelve). If I were given the chance to do it all over again, I wouldn't. I would instead have taken advantage of some of the opportunities I passed up on and, more importantly, take some of the chances that I chickened out...
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koala:
I just noticed you changed your profile picture. To be honest, I think the photo of you in the orange (or is it pink?) dress is more becoming. It shows off your figure quite nicely. Don't you think that should be your main image? 
baudot:
Thank'ee, thank'ee
Apartment hunting has got me thinking... What do I need four walls and a roof for anyway? While my car is nowhere near as palatial as Lukass' '89 Chevy Suburban, I think I could live quite comfortably out of it, so long as I cut my belongings down to essentials. Who needs a bookcase for books you never read? Hell, I can't remember the...
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racheljane:
that was pretty logically broken down...almost makes me wanna live in my shitty lil car too
sexybeast:
I know your anxiously waiting for me to change my mind, but get in line pal, you're not the only one.