Wow...that was almost awkward as fuck.
So I had an interesting sex dream about a girl I used to hang out with a lot and haven't talked to in a while. Her name is Sarah. I have two Sarah's in my phone, and one is labelled so that I know who she is...the other just says "Sarah." I assumed this was the Sarah I had the dream about.
So I text her saying "You popped up in an interesting dream last night and it made me realize I haven't said hi in a while."
(Keep in mind me and this girl used to flirt constantly...kinda playfully, and did have sex once, so this kind of text to her would not be a problem.)
So she responds and I say back "You didn't even ask what kind of dream it was ." And proceed to ask her how life is etc. She says "Ok, but it is weird not having Poof around..."
And I think "Oh shit...I texted the wrong Sarah..."
I texted one of Christine's friends who we gave a cat a while back. It was a cat that came into the hotel and was so hungry it started eating the rice from the pen cup.
Glad I realized before I told her it was a sex dream. I told her it was a zombie dream to cover my ass. Hahaha.
That...could have been super awkward.
-Me
So I had an interesting sex dream about a girl I used to hang out with a lot and haven't talked to in a while. Her name is Sarah. I have two Sarah's in my phone, and one is labelled so that I know who she is...the other just says "Sarah." I assumed this was the Sarah I had the dream about.
So I text her saying "You popped up in an interesting dream last night and it made me realize I haven't said hi in a while."
(Keep in mind me and this girl used to flirt constantly...kinda playfully, and did have sex once, so this kind of text to her would not be a problem.)
So she responds and I say back "You didn't even ask what kind of dream it was ." And proceed to ask her how life is etc. She says "Ok, but it is weird not having Poof around..."
And I think "Oh shit...I texted the wrong Sarah..."
I texted one of Christine's friends who we gave a cat a while back. It was a cat that came into the hotel and was so hungry it started eating the rice from the pen cup.
Glad I realized before I told her it was a sex dream. I told her it was a zombie dream to cover my ass. Hahaha.
That...could have been super awkward.
-Me
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lunar:
Haha good cover
prov_guy:
Good save!