hellojoey

it's been kinda fucked up. seven years of fuckedup Baalshit! kinda like king davids ordeal, hounded in the desert by that freak saul. wtf, these stupid fucking HOGS just dont get it. boo!? they're a pack of insulting necrphiles who sacrifice their own fucking children to a fucking inbred DOG, but they accuse me of being perverse because i autoeroticate. are you fucking kidding me?...
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i was walking around, running my usual route, thinking all my crazy thoughts and talking to my invisible buddy 'jo', when it suddenly struck me, that a 'cubit' might not be based on the length of any paticular humans arm length at all. how long is a cubit, was the question. well, typically, it's 40 cm, which btw is the diameter of a critical mass...
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... smell my feet, give me something good to eat...♪♪ oddly enough my racoon buddy keeps sniffing my feet, lol, and im starting to wonder if maybe it means i need to soak them in bleach or something. these little guys (30lbs or so) rock... crazy intelligence. gentle, but its like sitting next to a bobcat. it makes you a little unconfortable. yikes! but precious.
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i have a few superstitious beliefs, but by far the biggest one is mirrors. ever try to get someone to cut a mirror for you? not even home depot will do it. and have you ever wondered why a dog will bark at a mirror? there is more to 'through the looking glass' the most people care to admit. something evil lies behind quick silver....
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