When I have a zit on my back and I discover it at work. I don't pop it immediately. I wait until I get home so I can enjoy the satisfaction of the pus bursting forth. But if it's early in the day when I discover it- I end up thinking about it all day and fantasizing about popping it and I'll even reach back and kind of pet it knowing that soon I'll be awkwardly stretching in my bathroom attempting to pop a zit on my back.
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