My dog poops
Not just one scoop
He fills the floor
Its such a chore
To clean it up
He's just a pup
But an elephant
Could make no more
It is not fair
I have to bear
This cross alone
For he is home
For much too long
To hold it in
My yard's not done
Can I not win?
I'll try again
To...
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Not just one scoop
He fills the floor
Its such a chore
To clean it up
He's just a pup
But an elephant
Could make no more
It is not fair
I have to bear
This cross alone
For he is home
For much too long
To hold it in
My yard's not done
Can I not win?
I'll try again
To...
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cinder:
ROFLAMO BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
cinder:
-P/S- BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
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yeknomyknuf:
FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: Pinning the girls legs behind her head and being in complete control.
Nice. I like that one
Nice. I like that one
cinder:
Time for a real update, byatch. Come get your cat/kittens. I am going insane. 
Countdown aborted. Eh, it was bound to happen. Lesson learned: Do not try to prolong the occurance of an inevitable event. Also, don't date strippers. They are just for fun.
Jeebus, why must I learn everything the hard way?
Jeebus, why must I learn everything the hard way?
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influx:
It's a bummer that things didn't turn out as expected, but you'll turn out just fine.
You need to learn things the hard way because they're more likely to stick to you than if you were to just read about it or hear about it from someone.
Here's something that I've been trying out for impact-reduction of disappointments in my life: not expecting much (if anything at all) out of people or things in my life. I don't get disappointed, and if something I were normally to expect, is "fulfilled," then it's a pleasant surprise that I'll enjoy until whenever.
I'll stop ranting now.
You need to learn things the hard way because they're more likely to stick to you than if you were to just read about it or hear about it from someone.
Here's something that I've been trying out for impact-reduction of disappointments in my life: not expecting much (if anything at all) out of people or things in my life. I don't get disappointed, and if something I were normally to expect, is "fulfilled," then it's a pleasant surprise that I'll enjoy until whenever.
I'll stop ranting now.
yeknomyknuf:
That is sad. I agree though, never date strippers.
guitargeek:
Where'd you get Kentucky???
No man, Oklahoma!
...and I wasn't really waiting for your girlfriend to get back. I didn't even know you had a girl. That's me making a joke.
No man, Oklahoma!
...and I wasn't really waiting for your girlfriend to get back. I didn't even know you had a girl. That's me making a joke.
Counting the days 'til my sexzay gf gets back...
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panda_pewp:
hahahahahahahahha..............your funny
ash:
I didnt know reading in dreams was such a difficult thing to do, and yes .. it does happen pretty often for me
One...more...day...of...work this week. MUST find something fun to do this weekend.
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roethke:
Certainly! Evergreen (lunch only), Sage's, and Coffee Under the Bridge all have all vegetarian menus. Cafe Trang, Mi La Chi, Cafe Shambala and Taj India all have great vegetarian selections as well.
panda_pewp:
untill my foot gose in your ass foo
POOP!!!
I am tired of cleaning it up.
I am tired of cleaning it up.
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cinder:
What do you want to do this weekend?
Unplug from WoW? hahaha you are funny
Unplug from WoW? hahaha you are funny
gil:
ahh... wooops 
i didnt realize who you were from your picture
cinder had to tell me who you were sorry
i didnt realize who you were from your picture
cinder had to tell me who you were sorry
So................................freakin tired, and my dog keeps pooping in tha house. Aaargh. On a lighter note, one more day of work this week. Then a whole weekend of..........well prolly nothing, time to catch up on some reading. Cryptonomicon, very good, hard to put down.
cinder:
um... 
hyperboy:
oh are you coming to Florida?
kill me.
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theloonie:
thats my line
annalee:
but then you'll look like this > 
OUTSIDE
......is so beautiful Thankfully the rain and snow have taken a break, I thought this was supposed to be a desert? Time to go camping...something about being outside just makes drinking so much more enjoyable. And my dog! So much fun running up and down mountains with him, couldn't do THAT in Florida.
......is so beautiful Thankfully the rain and snow have taken a break, I thought this was supposed to be a desert? Time to go camping...something about being outside just makes drinking so much more enjoyable. And my dog! So much fun running up and down mountains with him, couldn't do THAT in Florida.
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cinder:
You're all MINE now! muhuhahahahaHAHAHA!
"I'm RIIICH! BYATCH!!!!" lol
"I'm RIIICH! BYATCH!!!!" lol
jasperellah:
whats up
UTAH UTAH UTAH
I am ready to leave. I just gotta convince the people that I like that live here to come with me. Ok, gotta decide........take good job or go to kick-ass college........decisions, decisions.
I like tacos. Fish, beef, pink, doesn't matter. I'm all over them. CUZ ITS CINKINDAFUCKINMAYO. And now, back to beer. Mmmmmmmmm Tecate.
I am ready to leave. I just gotta convince the people that I like that live here to come with me. Ok, gotta decide........take good job or go to kick-ass college........decisions, decisions.
I like tacos. Fish, beef, pink, doesn't matter. I'm all over them. CUZ ITS CINKINDAFUCKINMAYO. And now, back to beer. Mmmmmmmmm Tecate.
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theloonie:
did you have too much fun celibrating? or did you get lucky and avoid the day after blues?
panda_pewp:
i lvoe you, im sorry. i hope that one day everything will be ok for us......
UPDATE.
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panda_pewp:
hahahahahahahahha i love you!!!
cinder:
You fucking smart ass. Not funny!
Hello. I can talk like a robot.
Heehee, I had lots of puke, er, FUN this weekend! I don't think we've ever hung out and NOT had fun though. I think that was the first time in my entire life that I didn't even leave at least, a dollar tip for our waitress. What a fucking clueless bippy she was. 
Please come play WoW. I started a new alt that I JUST got caught up to you. Orc Rogue. She's hot.
What are you doing next weekend?
Hello. I can talk like a robot.
Heehee, I had lots of puke, er, FUN this weekend! I don't think we've ever hung out and NOT had fun though.
I think that was the first time in my entire life that I didn't even leave at least, a dollar tip for our waitress. What a fucking clueless bippy she was.
Please come play WoW. I started a new alt that I JUST got caught up to you. Orc Rogue. She's hot.
What are you doing next weekend?