age: 30 (Jun 21, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: August 2004

occupation: student/part time pinball wizard/full time hambugler

body mods: like you care fuck face

crush: gone, but not far enough

fantasy: i could settle for a naked girl, a double gulp SLurpee, and music,

makes me happy: Being in the company of good people...and my puppies

into: having fun

makes me sad: Ignorance, and people people who take themselves too seriously, sometimes you just have to crack a joke at your own expense

gets me hot: geeky girls, girls who like to rock out, girls who like slurpees,but seriously this may sound gay, but i want to find a girl who loves pealr jam as much as i do and go to a pearl jam concert and then have sex while the band rocks out

most humbling moment: Realizing that most people who go to university are just as stupid, ignorant and homophobic as everyone else

i lost my virginity: to a vagina