into: Meat
not into: Aerosmith
makes me happy: Whiskey.
makes me sad: Whiskey.
hobbies: bacon washing, hooker sacking, wanking, cable pulling, pipe laying, faggotry, donkey hunting
5 things i can't live without: shit, junk, crap, stuff and things
vices: Cigarettes, booze, strip clubs
thoughts on sg: It's okay
i spend most of my free time: Contemplating my intense love of indifference.
occupation: Jobs? Where we're going we don't need jobs.
current crush: Ernest Tubb
stats: I was never good at math.
body mods: Champagne of Dudes. Moustaches.
heroes: was a good show but it really fucking blows now.
gets me hot: Girls eating sandwiches.
favorite position: Management
fantasy: Girls eating sandwiches naked.
sign: I'm a funky skull and I'm a
Scorpio
And when I got the fl
most humbling moment: Today? I shit my pants while carpooling with a guy to work at a Chuck Norris presents World Combat League event.
i lost my virginity: Yesterday. Well no, but it might as well have been.
CIGARETTES: I have black lungs
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch
I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman
MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.
MY POLITICS: Milquetoast Centrist
POT: Occasionally
MY STATUS: single
I WANT: Friendship
MY PIGEONHOLES: HipHop, Fashionista, Hillbilly, Metalhead
