CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Nope

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: I'm a total stoner

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Stay in and watch old movies on tv.

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories