bands:

1. I like lots of music.
2. I'm not going to list the bands I like here.
3. I despise people that always have headphones in their ears.
4. I shouldn't have to wait for you to remove your headphones in order to speak to you.
5. Your life is neither important nor interesting enough to have a soundtrack.
6. Turn the fucking volume down. There is a reason why headphones are tiny enough to fit in your ears. Nothing makes me want to knock someone's teeth out and fuck their mouth more than when I can actually hear the lyrics of the song they are listening to.
7. While I'm complaining, do not sit around absently strumming on an acoustic guitar near me. The world doesn't need any more guitar players. Learn to play something interesting. The piccolo, for example, or the banjo. The glockenspiel.
8. Booty butt booty butt booty butt cheeks.
9. For the love of all that is holy, please stop identifying yourself by the type of music you like.
10. The Aubry Twins

films:

1. Aguirre, der Zorn Gottes
2. Nosferatu: Phantom der Nacht
3. Serenity
4. Donnie Darko
5. The Sound of Music (yep!)
6. A History of Violence
7. The New World
8. Children of Men
9. The Proposition
10. No Country For Old Men

books:

1. LOTR trilogy - Tolkien
2. The Saxon Chronicles - Bernard Cornwell
3. London - Edward Rutherfurd
4. Catch-22 - Joseph Heller
5. The Silmarillion - Tolkien
6. Killer on the Road - James Elroy
7. Galapogos - Vonnegut
8. Russka - Edward Rutherford
9. His Dark Materials Trilogy - Philip Pullman
10. The Haunted Mesa - Louis L'Amour

tv shows:

1. Firefly
2. Doctor Who - old and new
3. Deadwood
4. Futurama
5. The Simpsons
6. Battlestar Galactica
7. ST:TNG
8. Lost
9. Dirty Jobs - Aside from the fact that this show is just plain neat, I think I have a crush on host Mike Rowe.
10. Blackadder

into: Watching people. Listening to people talk and inwardly cringing. Myself. Books. Computer games. Good movies. Pictures of cocks. Swords. Learning things, but not being taught. Puppies!

not into: Things with mass-appeal. Cities. People who know how beautiful they are. Idiots. Driving. Dancing. Money. Wasting my time.

makes me happy: The impending doom of man. Plotting my inevitable turn to evil.

makes me sad: Too much time alone. Drama. When people don't understand a film, saying that it is awful, and then rely on the opinions of other idiots to validate their misunderstanding. The death of humility and grace. The unpreventable corruption of a race. Full awareness of the fact that being an honest, open, kind, caring, considerate individual doesn't really mean shit anymore. Being told by someone that I didn't have any empathy for them when everything I did was an attempt to make them happy.

vices: I'm lazy, often arrogant, I smoke, drink, have unprotected sex, take drugs, and don't go to church. I've got vices covered.

thoughts on sg: It's okay

i spend most of my free time: dilly-dallying, idling, napping, reading, complaining, playing video games, master... ing the English language

occupation: Halstead, rake, wastrel

current crush: Doesn't matter.

stats: Right on par with what the BMI says I should be, but still chubby. Huge head. Scruffy, uneven facial hair.

heroes: Adelei Niska. the Dogget sisters

gets me hot: Not too much really. I think I may be broken. Gelflings.

favorite position: Not too sure I understand this one. Are people supposed to relate over their favorite sex positions? "You like missionary? I LOVE missionary! *high five*"

fantasy: to somehow survive the apocolypse and fight off the zombie hordes that will plague the earth until i finally meet my demise being torn to pieces by the ravenous undead.

sign: John G. raped and murdered my wife.

most humbling moment: Happens all the time.

i lost my virginity: To a wonderful girl who shared in my inexperience.

CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: single

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories