into: being vapid and spitting out random platitudes

makes me happy: checking shit off my "To Do" list.

makes me sad: Just about everything. I'm an open nerve.

5 things i can't live without: my iMac, smokes, top shelf vodka, dedication and fortitude

vices: smoking, drinking, dancing, pretty girls.

thoughts on sg: I like it

occupation: designer/pizza boy/promoter student

current crush: Me!

stats: 5' 9

body mods: I have a unique one. Scar on the lip from a hole that used to be there. Got some holes in my lobes.

heroes: Steve Jobs, David Chiat, Jason Kottke, Elliott Smith, Ted Demme, Ray Johnson, anyone who gets up everyday and puts 100% into what they do even if it's some stupid, superficial bullshit.

gets me hot: Young girls with hot bodies that don't mind doing all the work.

favorite position: the flying lawn gnome

fantasy: winning the lotto

sign: capricorn

i lost my virginity: to a very lovely girl.

CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, afterparties, home by dawn., Clubbing followed by the all-night diner., Support local music. Go to a show., Reading at the coffeeshop., A long, slow, late dinner with friends., Stay in and watch old movies on tv., Internet. All night. Again., When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Crafty, Arty, Indie Rocker, Goth, Designwank, Fashionista, Retro, Hipster, Bookworm, Electroclasher, Geek, Fetish, Diva, Fuck you, I defy categories