5 things i can't live without: Sarcasm

vices: the ones on my tool bench

thoughts on sg: I love it

occupation: Children's party clown. I do adult parties too, I just put the rubber nose somewhere else.

current crush: my heart is black and dead

stats: batshit crazy

heroes: Hunter S. thompson. Ernest hemingway, Sylvia plath

gets me hot: fire

favorite position: reverse cowgirl

fantasy: a vacation

sign: I'm a loner, Dottie, a rebel

most humbling moment: when they all laughed at me and told me there was no basement in the Alamo.

i lost my virginity: wonderfully

CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: I'm a total stoner

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Crafty, Arty, Jazz Cat, Burner, Retro, Hillbilly, Punk, Metalhead, Hippy, Rockabilly, Bookworm, Geek, Fetish, Fuck you, I defy categories