Member: gnarl

gnarl There isn\'t any Devil, only God when She\'s drunk

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Member: gnarl
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Member: gnarl
 

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bands:

  1. Rob Zombie
  2. Frank Zappa
  3. Radiohead
  4. Extreme
  5. Nora Jones
  6. Cake
  7. New Riders of the Purple Sage
  8. Firesign Theatre
  9. Tom Waits
  10. Death Cab for Cutie

films:

  1. Sin City
  2. Kill Bill 1 & 2
  3. Dead Alive
  4. From Beyond
  5. Serenity
  6. Spawn
  7. House of a 1000 Corpses
  8. Return of the Killer Tomatos
  9. Cannibal the Musical
  10. Rocky Horror Picture Show

books:

  1. Anything by Tom Robbins
  2. Tao Te Ching (Gia Fu-Feng trans.)
  3. Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
  4. Astra and Flondrix
  5. Most anything by William Gibson
  6. Imajica
  7. The Halloween Tree
  8. Dark Tower series
  9. The Screwtape Letters
  10. Torpedo Juice

tv shows:

  1. Dr. Who
  2. Monty Python
  3. Adult Swim
  4. Tripping the Rift
  5. Drawn Together
  6. Firefly
  7. Ren & Stimpy
  8. Squidbillys
  9. ATHF
  10. Lexx

Video Games:

  1. Doom 1 & 3
  2. Duke Nuk'em 3D
 

into: pencils, more pencils, fireworks, plants of all kinds, fighting entropy,

not into: posers, liars and flaming shitheels, chipboard furniture, wet socks

makes me happy: Books good enough to read in one sitting, a warm wife on a cold night, good brandy on frozen fruit

makes me sad: waste

hobbies: Reading then writing Growing Temperate Bamboos Riding the murdersyckle Target shooting, reloading, target shooting again

5 things i can't live without: Laptop; my abdomen falls off my legs without it. Garlic' Graphite' touch.

vices: brandy, sage, limeade, sex. Did I mention sex?

thoughts on sg: I love it

i spend most of my free time: Reading and keyboarding (this time of year). Caring for the green fellows. Trekking the local forests. Cooking odd things from the ocean. Riding.

 

occupation: environmental services director, photographer, bamboo farmer, occasional poet.

current crush: Six -Tripping the Rift

stats: 200lb of fragile flesh to be shortly returned to where it came from.

body mods: A few frag scars from bad detonations; hey, I made a mistake or two when I was a kid, OK!

heroes: Lao Tsu, e.e.cummings, Ash,(Army of Darkness), Chode,

gets me hot: You would be safer not knowing.

favorite position: Not available in earth gravity.

fantasy: Does not involve shrink tubing or hair dryers.

sign: Pisces also "motorcycle parking only"

most humbling moment: Psfhsst. Humble? Isn't that a county somewhere?

i lost my virginity: ...and she won't give it back! (guess it was part of the settlement)

CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: Politics, who cares?

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: A long, slow, late dinner with friends.

I WANT: Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories