Let me recap part of my evening for you all...
I go to the local bar with some co-workers/friends. They go outside to smoke and I stay inside because I protest smoking.
I notice that my shoe is untied, so I start to tie it back into a knot. At this moment, a strange old dude comes up to me and stands very close to me. He's standing right by my side as I tie my shoe and he says,
'So, you're off to play a game of B-Ball?' and I look at him like, who the fuck is this strange ass dude? and I say, 'No.'
Then he says to me, 'Or maybe a game of volleyball' and again I give him a strange look because I'm slightly creeped out.
Again, I say, 'No.' and I go back to watching TV and sipping my drink.
Then he says, 'Well, you must have played sports when you were younger, you sure look like it.' and I'm fucking amazed that this guy is STILL talking to me... so I say to him, 'NO - I'm tying my shoe laces because I don't want to trip.' and again, turn my attention back to the TV in hopes that he'll go away.
Nope - he decides to sit down next to me at MY table.
'So, do you come here often?' WTF?! Who says that shit? This guy does.
Then he says, 'Well, you look like you're pretty young... maybe 24?'
'You're probably pretty young, like you could be my cousin. That's kind of freaky! I'm 39'
So at this point I look at him and said, 'Yeah - that's pretty gross' and then he said, 'Well, yeah - you're probably pretty young... I won't go there.'
My final statement to him was, 'Thanks - that's a really smart idea. DON'T go there.'
He finally got up and walked away.
Maybe I'm a raving bitch - but what would give this creepy ass old guy the idea that I would EVER be interested in him. What made him think that it would be a good idea to SIT NEXT TO ME and try to hit on me?
I never made eye contact with this guy - I neved smiled at him - I never engaged him in coversation. In fact - I tried to be obnoxiously rude to get him to go away but it didn't work until I said that he was gross.
I'm sitting at a table minding my own business and he sits down next to me - I clearly wasn't alone - there were tons of jackets and plates and drinks on the table..... not to mention that he was creepy, old and gross. Seriously - I was worried that he might wait for me in the parking lot and try to sodomize me.
IF I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU, I'D HAVE CHATTED YOU UP. If I were interested in you, you'd know it. If I wanted to have sex with you - it would have already happened. Please don't try to engage me in uncomfortable conversation. Please don't try your cheesy pickup lines on me. It seriously makes me want to gag.
I have to be a total cunt otherwise someone might think I want to fuck them.
I'm such a bitch tonight.
In other news...... I'm looking forward to this week. I'm excited that this is my last week as an L1. I'm excited about my vacation in two weeks. I'm excited about a lot of things. However, disgusting guys trying to make moves on me - not so much.
All right. Bed time for me.
I go to the local bar with some co-workers/friends. They go outside to smoke and I stay inside because I protest smoking.
I notice that my shoe is untied, so I start to tie it back into a knot. At this moment, a strange old dude comes up to me and stands very close to me. He's standing right by my side as I tie my shoe and he says,
'So, you're off to play a game of B-Ball?' and I look at him like, who the fuck is this strange ass dude? and I say, 'No.'
Then he says to me, 'Or maybe a game of volleyball' and again I give him a strange look because I'm slightly creeped out.
Again, I say, 'No.' and I go back to watching TV and sipping my drink.
Then he says, 'Well, you must have played sports when you were younger, you sure look like it.' and I'm fucking amazed that this guy is STILL talking to me... so I say to him, 'NO - I'm tying my shoe laces because I don't want to trip.' and again, turn my attention back to the TV in hopes that he'll go away.
Nope - he decides to sit down next to me at MY table.
'So, do you come here often?' WTF?! Who says that shit? This guy does.
Then he says, 'Well, you look like you're pretty young... maybe 24?'
'You're probably pretty young, like you could be my cousin. That's kind of freaky! I'm 39'
So at this point I look at him and said, 'Yeah - that's pretty gross' and then he said, 'Well, yeah - you're probably pretty young... I won't go there.'
My final statement to him was, 'Thanks - that's a really smart idea. DON'T go there.'
He finally got up and walked away.
Maybe I'm a raving bitch - but what would give this creepy ass old guy the idea that I would EVER be interested in him. What made him think that it would be a good idea to SIT NEXT TO ME and try to hit on me?
I never made eye contact with this guy - I neved smiled at him - I never engaged him in coversation. In fact - I tried to be obnoxiously rude to get him to go away but it didn't work until I said that he was gross.
I'm sitting at a table minding my own business and he sits down next to me - I clearly wasn't alone - there were tons of jackets and plates and drinks on the table..... not to mention that he was creepy, old and gross. Seriously - I was worried that he might wait for me in the parking lot and try to sodomize me.
IF I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU, I'D HAVE CHATTED YOU UP. If I were interested in you, you'd know it. If I wanted to have sex with you - it would have already happened. Please don't try to engage me in uncomfortable conversation. Please don't try your cheesy pickup lines on me. It seriously makes me want to gag.
I have to be a total cunt otherwise someone might think I want to fuck them.
I'm such a bitch tonight.
In other news...... I'm looking forward to this week. I'm excited that this is my last week as an L1. I'm excited about my vacation in two weeks. I'm excited about a lot of things. However, disgusting guys trying to make moves on me - not so much.
All right. Bed time for me.
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rude_ruca:
No! No, you are NOT a raving bitch AT ALL....my freind David, yes, thats right, boy named david and I had a similar situation a couple weeks ago at our local haunt...some weird, politician looking guy came up to us and was all chatty, just like some of the other middle aged men/women are there. Anywho, after a few rounds, my boyfreind walked outside to smoke, and don't you know this dude caresses David's butt, telling him he would love to go down on him, and then turns to me and says then he wants to go down on me! I shit you not, this totally happened, and Dave and I were just like, in shock, never had we ever.....so, I was just like yeah, um, dude, I don't think my boyfreind would appriciate that on any level, and he's coming back in.....guy left....so, yeah, I admore your balls....If I hadn't been in such shock, woulda socked this cat right out....anywho, what I really was swinging by your profile was to tell you I like your new profile pic....
sicmonte:
geez...creepy old men...i hope im not like that when im older.....