I'm in a cafe, savoring the FUCK out of a coffee and bagel because my ass is BROKE.
I'm in a place called All City Cafe, and this place is dog-friendly. A pup just walked right past me.
If I can, i'll take a photo.
I'm catching up with my friend Javier, who moved from Miami to NC a couple of years ago:
I'm in a place called All City Cafe, and this place is dog-friendly. A pup just walked right past me.
If I can, i'll take a photo.
I'm catching up with my friend Javier, who moved from Miami to NC a couple of years ago:
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avidity:
cyanea:
mmmm, coffee and bagels. 
I's hungry.
I's irritable.
I's broke.
I's also ElizaGirl's boyfriend.
She's the greatest, and I haven't talked about it so much here because I've been too busy wallowing in self-pity and feeling that she deserves better. Also, because her ex was so goddamned nice to me when I arrived in this town. I feel like I'm somehow stepping on his toes, and I'm not...
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I's irritable.
I's broke.
I's also ElizaGirl's boyfriend.
She's the greatest, and I haven't talked about it so much here because I've been too busy wallowing in self-pity and feeling that she deserves better. Also, because her ex was so goddamned nice to me when I arrived in this town. I feel like I'm somehow stepping on his toes, and I'm not...
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user101822327:
I think its super 
misschief:
Motherfucker DID call a few hours ago... Motherfucker and I will hang out tomorrow.
I never did like older men until now.
I never did like older men until now.
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productiondiva:
Come to CA bitch! We miss you
harlot:
Yeaah.
I'll try that.
I'll try that.
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badangela:
good to see you going to the gym often. I hope you manage to get to sleep.
misschief:
Yes, you did spell that right.
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annalee:
The dog was called Karnin, indeed named from the Tolstoy book she reads in the novel. I always wish someone would buy me a puppy since I read that.
misschief:
I think sissies are hot too. 
I'm in the only town in the country where I could walk into a cafe wearing a Botch shirt to find that the barista is wearing a Botch shirt. {would never happen in Miami #234}
I'll admit it, I'm addicted to literary fluff. I've read a solid 522 pages of it in the last week or so, starting with
Money Shot...
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scheisskopf:
You read the book, "FEMALE IMPOWERMENT".
I thought you just didn't like me."
xoxo
I thought you just didn't like me."
xoxo
tart:
we should start a reading club, in which you send me all the books you've read,and i send you nothing in return, because i promise i dont own a book you'd have any interest in. how does that sound?
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scheisskopf:
Just how did you stumble upon that one?
avidity:
you are such a nerd sometimes.
but it's okay...you have a cute butt.
but it's okay...you have a cute butt.
I've been gaining weight like it's my fucking job.
I ate... uh... three ding dongs today. and two tunameltadillas. and some crab cous cous for lunch.
three cups of coffee, and counting.
depressssssssssion.
I don't feel like moving. i have a gym membership but the spirit is weak.
I saw a movie over the last few days. Started it withBeth sometime over the weekend...
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I ate... uh... three ding dongs today. and two tunameltadillas. and some crab cous cous for lunch.
three cups of coffee, and counting.
depressssssssssion.
I don't feel like moving. i have a gym membership but the spirit is weak.
I saw a movie over the last few days. Started it withBeth sometime over the weekend...
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aiceanta:
What in the world is a tunameltadilla?
avidity:
why is a tunameltadilla that hard for everyone to comprehend? seriously now....
tuna melt + quesadilla = tunameltadilla
because apparently THAT is the most interesting thing about your blog.
(and i believe i have video of you making that lol)
tuna melt + quesadilla = tunameltadilla
because apparently THAT is the most interesting thing about your blog.
(and i believe i have video of you making that lol)
I'm home, safe.
I'm so glad that on SG, in order to leave a comment, I don't have to do a CAPTCHA.
I hate that shit about myspace so goddamn much. it makes me crazy.
A little while ago when I pulled off my work shirt a bunch of dead skin from my sunburned back went flying everywhere.
When you're as big as me, you...
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I'm so glad that on SG, in order to leave a comment, I don't have to do a CAPTCHA.
I hate that shit about myspace so goddamn much. it makes me crazy.
A little while ago when I pulled off my work shirt a bunch of dead skin from my sunburned back went flying everywhere.
When you're as big as me, you...
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penultimate:
i hate captcha. HATE IT!!
that is one hell of a sunburn sir. i've got a big bottle of solarcaine if you wanna get to ordering that pizza.
that is one hell of a sunburn sir. i've got a big bottle of solarcaine if you wanna get to ordering that pizza.
productiondiva:
That sunburn is awesome! I had one like that last year, but it was closer to my ASS.'
I miss you.
Get in the god damned car and drive to CA already. Only don't do it if it will get you fired.
I miss you.
Get in the god damned car and drive to CA already. Only don't do it if it will get you fired.
So I land in ATL from MIA a little late. I almost miss my flight to SEA.
So scared I missed my flight I say to some girl:
"Did you just miss the flight to seattle?"
She says
"I don't want to fucking talk to you and I will fucking punch you in your face."
Anyway, I made my flight.
I'll be there at 12AM...
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So scared I missed my flight I say to some girl:
"Did you just miss the flight to seattle?"
She says
"I don't want to fucking talk to you and I will fucking punch you in your face."
Anyway, I made my flight.
I'll be there at 12AM...
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bondgurl:
Wow what a meanyface girl. Not nice.
cyanea:
*hugs*
I'm at my parents' house in miami, FLORIDA.
I'm... here.
I leave for Seattle tomorrow. I love seattle. I do. but I miss my friends and my family. And leaving them again will be hard. With the exception of seeing Beth in Victoria, I don't really... have anyone in Seattle.
It's funny, though, because I wouldn't want to stay here either. Not with all the...
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I'm... here.
I leave for Seattle tomorrow. I love seattle. I do. but I miss my friends and my family. And leaving them again will be hard. With the exception of seeing Beth in Victoria, I don't really... have anyone in Seattle.
It's funny, though, because I wouldn't want to stay here either. Not with all the...
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ravioli:
hey, thanks
Monday night, on board the LIBERTY OF THE SEAS.
I'm watching Friday Night Lights, the best movie of a few years ago. What a great fuckin sports movie with awesome performances and a fantastic fuckin soundtrack (Explosions in the Sky, Refused, Public Enemy). I love how bleached out all the outside daylight scenes are. Everything's so white and amazing.
I'm in my room with...
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I'm watching Friday Night Lights, the best movie of a few years ago. What a great fuckin sports movie with awesome performances and a fantastic fuckin soundtrack (Explosions in the Sky, Refused, Public Enemy). I love how bleached out all the outside daylight scenes are. Everything's so white and amazing.
I'm in my room with...
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josearcadio:
You are such a crybaby, you barely walked in Puerto Rico!! Anyway, it was fucking awesome to meet you, I will write more later
productiondiva:
I miss you. A lot. Just so you know.