I am lazy, and that required clicking on a whole other link. Why not copy and paste that blog here for us to read it?

Ya, i am that lazy, is that disgusting? Sorry.

But, you see my friend, i am LAZY. By lazy, i mean i have clicking links, it seems like SO much effort, I realise this makes me sound like a spanner. Perhaps i am a spanner. But i have clicking links. I love my lazy. I embrace it.

So you should really copy and paste it here, so us lazy folks (me) can read it, and realise what a wonderful, witty person you are. Or not as the case may be. But without the copying and the pasting, we'll (i'll) never know. Can you live with that? Once we're (i'm) hooked, you can stop the copying and pasting, and leave us all in a frenzy of clicking to your blog. Or something,

How can you argue with that logic?

What's not to understand? We are lazy, and don't like making any effort. True for all aspects of life, not just reading blogs. I should be a women teacher.

Am i ACTUALLY going to have to click on the link. If so, i'll be mighty disappointed. And you'll have to be nice to me at the meet. This is harder than it sounds, cuz i'm quite unfriendly.

Your call....

I have not clicked it. I am stubborn. As stubborn as the most stubborn thing you've ever come accross, and THEN some.

And what do you mean i have no idea? Are you planning on NOT being nice to me? Oh sonny jim, this is gonna get ugly.

Oh that's it.... You think your stubborner than me. I don't think so. We'll have a stubborn off so. See who's the REAL stubborn one here...

And sonny jim, it's on.

I can't remember exactly WHAT is on, oh but it's on.

What exactly did i get served???? I remember no serving.

I dunno if our stubborness will prevent us from talking. You'd probably be better off if i did leave you alone. But i probably won't. Y'know the way labradors are, the way they have to sniff around new people and see what they're like, and they're all over-bearing and waggy talied. Ya, i'm like that. I'm like a big, dumb labrador. And that's how my mum describes me. So you'd want to get on my bad side so you can enjoy the meet in peace.

But you should also post your blog here, y'know, to shut me up. So we can see how nerdy you really are. I'll get off your back if you do.

Oh i don't make no idle threats. I can't qiute remember what i threatened, but i MEANT it at the time, and as soon as you remind me, i'll mean it again, AND carry it out. Oh hells ya.

And WHAT an insult saying you're a cat person. I'll have you know i'm lovely. And once you meet me you'll be soon converted to being a labrador person. And there was me actually looking forward to meeting you, cuz i THOUGHT you seemed funny and interesting. But you're just mean...............

Co-exist peacefully, eh? I could even live with that. Tell you what, i'll be nice to you, if you're nice to me. How's that for a solid deal?

So where's your blog then? At least put a new one up, so's we can get to know you before the meet. Y'know, essential facts, like what you do, things about you, what you're allergic to, so i can slip it in your food. The important things.

I'm late now for work over you. Hope you're happy.

Christ it's like pulling teeth. I'm only trying to get to knwo you before the meet.....

Allergic to cyanide, duly noted. You might not want to leave any food/drink unattended next to me. Maybe i'll put some seaweed in, see how you react. Although i'd have to bring seaweed to the pub. I'm having second thoughts about this plan.

No, i work. I hae a respectable 9 to 5, and i do college in my spare time. The little i have left. I have college on saturdays. I've only had a handful of saturdays off in a year and a half. But on may 3rd, i hopefully will be done.

You should come to the gig i posted about in the ireland group in Galway. I think anyway.

Oh, i hope the dentish went ok.

Hope you have a great time with your visiting friends too.

Why'm i being so nice? I dunno, i just am, enjoy it while it lasts. You take care shipmate.

I'm not trying to lull you nowhere. I am nice. It's one of those things you should know.

Is it a good thing or a bad thing the dentist didn't happen? You can come to my dentist, he's lovely. He shouts at me when i get scared of needles, so i shout at him, and he shouts louder, and his receptionist comes in to shout at both of us for scaring the other patients, and we giggle. I love him. He does make me laugh. He saw my new scrumper piercing last week, and shook his head, but said he'd save giving out to me till i actually go to the dentist, and not bump into him randomly.

So, how's your weekend going? I'm allergic to cats, there's a cat been sniffing around here. I bring him in, and cuddle him,a nd then my face swells up. Very attractive i think.

Tell me something about you.

What do you daydream about?

Why were the smashing pumpkins so disappointing?

Any luck on the dentist front. I went on a date with a trainee dentist last night. He seemed nice. He used big words, so he'd be good i reckon.

Shall we have a lazy off? I'll win.

Um, ya, nowt much else to say. Hope your monday was ok.