Member: funkmonkey

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Member: funkmonkey
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into: vids, music, movies, kickboxing (tho it's been awhile), interior design, modern design, people watching, attempting to paint, goth fashion that I would never wear, super-amateur photography, remixing tunes when work's slow,

makes me happy: my sweetie, alone time, spending money, driving with no idiots on the road, people who can spell (or at least use spell check), ignorance, jamaican bus drivers, big tvs, 60s brazilian bossa nova (how can it not?)

makes me sad: it's too sad, i can't tell you

5 things i can't live without: information, distraction, love, shower, allergy meds

vices: pride, envy, sloth, greed

thoughts on sg: I love it

 

occupation: sound designer

current crush: nixon

stats: tall dark hairy

body mods: none yet

gets me hot: catching an unintended glimpse, naked skin next to fur, a tight ass in tighter leather, fishnets on slender thighs, oversized mirrors positioned just right, high heels, thigh-high boots, that fuck me pout of innocence with a finger gently pulling at your lower lip, dirty girls who like it nice and slow, nice girls who like it dirty, wet girls, strip clubs, can you bend over and get that for me?

favorite position: one i'm involved in or in close proximity to

sign: yield

most humbling moment: ever go to a museum and see a brush stroke that's 400 years old and still looks perfect? ever walk up to a tree and put your arms around it, only to realize you'd need 20 friends to make a chain around it? ever sit in a field in the middle of the night where the closest person seems like a hundred miles away, look up to the stars and think about how far away that one is?

i lost my virginity: and i know who has it.

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: Politics, who cares?

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

I WANT: Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Burner, Hipster, Geek, Gamer