into: My interest is always hungry. What you got?

makes me happy: DVDs, Music, Movies, Coffee, Penis

makes me sad: Thinking being an emotionless motherfucker is a mature and sensible way to be in life.

5 things i can't live without: PC, DVD Player, MP3 Player, Broadband, Penis

vices: Anything involving the words soft, warm, wet and sweet.

thoughts on sg: It's ok

occupation: gently drifting

current crush: Has thrown the book at me.

stats: CHA: 999 now do what I told you... please.

body mods: I have to be kept pure for when I become the heart of the Wicker Man when I reach 44.

heroes: Slevin Kelevra, Jason Bourne (new skool), Johnny Smith, Jack Bristow

gets me hot: Irish Women. Big Women. Pierced Women. Tattooed Women. Brown Eyed Women. Blue Eyed Women. Green Eyed Women. Grey Eyed Women. Curvy Women. Funny Women. Smart Women. Er, Okay, Women.

favorite position: The one involving me and my vices.

fantasy: That things will all fall into place without too much effort on my part. Then there's the one about Greek Yoghurt and Honey...

sign: Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here

most humbling moment: I have a wide selection. Whichever you mention it almost certainly wasn't all bad...

i lost my virginity: I was born jaded.

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Support local music. Go to a show., Reading at the coffeeshop., A long, slow, late dinner with friends., Stay in and watch old movies on tv., Internet. All night. Again.

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: HipHop, Crafty, Arty, Jazz Cat, Bookworm, Drum & Bass, Geek, Gamer