fishook

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Ode to Pops

There were two beers left.
We could have bonded over while watching the game.
But instead I drank both,
And now I have a headache.
And instead you went to the bar,
So now you're hugging the toilet.
Here's to broken bonds and misspent youth.
Here's to varieties of abuse and time well un-spent.
Here's to our father and son relationship.

You know, it's just like my friend used to always tell me when asked a quick, simple question that could only require an even quicker, shorter response. No matter how irrelevant the question, his answer was always the same.

Life.

Add that to your list of things to do, momma.

What am I suppost to put here?

Oh, I guess I should say something, like about my life or something I suppose.

I just got done eating cookies.

One cookie got split in half, and the half was attached to another cookie, so I had one small cookie and one large cookie. I ate them both, for it wouldn't be fair to leave the small cookies to the ones I shared them...
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How come hot chicks get like 15 posts on their blogs when all they say is 'I like the pics' and I practically have to egg people on to get comments. I mean, I'm a hot guy, so I should be getting at least 5 comments to my random stupid shit.

Woe is a world where certain hotness is unappreciated.

I suppose it can be...
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Jack Nicholson is 1/5 the reason I have the Joker tat'ed on my leg.

Selling babies on E-bay isnt funny, dammit!



...O.K. maybe a lil.


And now for something completly different

When I die, I will die with a smile on my face.

I know the secret of life.

Mwhahaha