into: Polynesian tribal culture. Art. Music, music, music. A good beer. A good slap on the ass. Chips and Salsa! A phat beat to jiggle my ass to.

makes me happy: The fact that I am not retarded. And that I have both of my hands.

makes me sad: The fact that I will probably never make it to the moon.

5 things i can't live without: Isn't this the same as vices?

vices: Chapstick, music in general, sushi, Polynesian wood sculpture, buying CD's, Camel Cash, chips and salsa

thoughts on sg: I love it

occupation: Lift 25 times with each hand, once an hour.

current crush: IS going to watch Pee Wee's Big Adventure with me

stats: I am composed entirely of Vaseline, toenail clippings, and bumblebees.

body mods: 14g septum, 00g lobes, 14g vertical lip offests, tattoo in between my shoulder blades of a zombie in a bunny suit.

gets me hot: Trying to bite my own nipples off.

favorite position: cleveland steamer

fantasy: Sex on the moon.

sign: Matthew Perry's Painkiller Addiction

most humbling moment: watching my mother give birth. Every panic attack I've ever had. Being choked into an out-of-body experience.

i lost my virginity: Next to a sleeping baby, with a lime green condom that I swear must've been an inch thick.