into: kicking it live, bad cable, at least three pillows, wishing i was will ferrell.

occupation: drink pourer and hungry man dinner eater.

why i did sg: im super into decryption. especially when it comes to that dummy courtney love....ok, i'm not that good at deciphering.

current crush: nicola six

stats: 5lb over and smart as a whip.

body mods: oh sure, full of 'em

gets me hot: you. the reader.

favorite position: anything not having to do w/ someone 'as big as a really big house.' sorry, i'm superficial i guess.

fantasy: you, me, texas' most biggest fantastic ferris wheel. this will change when the carnies move on.

sign: coution, waite paint

i lost my virginity: to a woman who is nowadays, according to jab, 'dude, like as big as a reallly big house.'