Wednesday Jan 03, 2007

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I have a really good and powerfull drink. One part irish cream, one part Kaluah, and one part 100 proof Peppermint shnaps. Yummy drunk!

This shit will fuck you up!

Oh yeah! And I got an interview lined up! Fuckin about time and ... WHOOOO Fuckin HOOOOOO!!! biggrin

...It's at world mart.
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luciefurr:
btw how did you know?
luciefurr:
that just not fair tongue

Sunday Dec 31, 2006

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My house. Tonight it IS party central... My roommates have already spent over $1000 on this party... and that dosen't count their personal expences... like their own dresses.

And to think that I had to ask my dad for money because I coulden't find a job to pay rent yet... Where do you get that kind of money? It's insane. And kind of depressing.

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luciefurr:
Awesome have fun for me since I can't kiss
emptymouthpiece:
Jesus can I come live where you live man.

Friday Dec 29, 2006

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Fuck that car. Fuck it in it's anus with a spike ball. Coated in acidic pain death. For hours. And years.
emptymouthpiece:
Time to take it out to the desert for target practice.

Thursday Dec 28, 2006

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My gramps took a look at my car. "Stop being a piece of shit!"

...it stopped not working. ...Everything that was wrong with it, save the screwed up alignment, works again. And even some stuff that diddn't work when I got it, like the E-brake... and some lights... and ... everything. Coolest thing is that my gramps looks like Heihachi Mishima from Tekken... just a...
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t7:


Unless your my buddy Eric, I took the pic a little early but he did Indeed lick his elbow.
Albeit we did dislocate his shoulder in process of doing this.
friedhamster:
You bet man. Once I figure out the exact date I'll be sure to let you know and we can arange a time and location to meet up for coffee or something.

Saturday Dec 23, 2006

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Sweet hotttnes! My car is getting cooler and cooler every day!

Like... the car now likes to only go into third and fourth gear... completley skipping the part where I need to go into first and second, saving me LOADS of time from needlessly shifting.

And if I want to see the instrument panel to know how fast I'm going at night, now, instead of...
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j24u:
Merry Christmas and all that good stuff.
emptymouthpiece:
That is fucking awesome bro...

I just hope you aren't in it when it explodes.

So ummm...here's to wishing new car appears in the drive way eh.

Wednesday Dec 13, 2006

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So last night I was headed to Portland with my little brother and I noticed that my gas pedal got stuck... I hit 75 before I got it unstuck... but not before a police officer noticed the speeding Volvo. So of course he whipped around and high tailed it after me. So I try and explain to him what was going on... "stuck gas pedal,...
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charlielove:
better for you to come to sf.
emptymouthpiece:
you can always fight those in court, the ticketing cop rarely ever shows you know....
, but either way, lets here it for dreams...even the bad ones, cause they're still dreams...you;ve already moved to PO, now all we can do it talk you into LA...and we're set. Haha.

Wednesday Dec 13, 2006

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Car NOT fixed. Fuckity fuck fuck.

Still in Bend. Goddamn damn god.

Back hurts. Shitty shit poo.

Losing non-existant money because of not moving. MEEEEKRAB!!!

Tuesday Dec 12, 2006

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Car fixed YAY!

Phone dissapeared BOO!

Miss hair WAH!

No money GRRR!

Calendar for Christmas WHEE!

Cat being nice MEOW!

Don't know when I'll be able to update again AWW!

Out of ideas HUH!
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charlielove:
our cat's been getting nicer, too... yay!

eugene to portland?
cld:
Wallet beening molest by xmas...Booo!

Sunday Dec 10, 2006

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I got all my stuff moved... now I just need to fix that fuckin' Volvo and I'm all set to no longer exist in Bend. Freakin' sweet.
Oh, and my new room... Sweet. It's got this balcony thing above the closet... and the ceiling goes up about 20-25 feet... I'm gonna put a couch up there. It's gonna be rad. Tottaly raddiclese.
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cld:
Hahaha! You so gotta tell him.
lee:
Sounds like a great place.

Friday Dec 08, 2006

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emptymouthpiece:
Well bro, looking lesbian is in, I'd try it, but I'd have to shave the foot long Goat', and I'm gonna, but I could be the bearded lady I guess...but then there would be circus time, and that means Carnies, and Carnie life is like prison with less personal freedoms and more buttsecks, so umm...where the hell was I going here...

Oh, you sur are perdy. I mean whatever














Have a good day bro, take it sleazy. tongue
reverendbenzo:
I love the rum.

Thank you for the "almost birthday wish". tongue
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