Sweet hotttnes! My car is getting cooler and cooler every day!
Like... the car now likes to only go into third and fourth gear... completley skipping the part where I need to go into first and second, saving me LOADS of time from needlessly shifting.
And if I want to see the instrument panel to know how fast I'm going at night, now, instead of...
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Like... the car now likes to only go into third and fourth gear... completley skipping the part where I need to go into first and second, saving me LOADS of time from needlessly shifting.
And if I want to see the instrument panel to know how fast I'm going at night, now, instead of...
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So last night I was headed to Portland with my little brother and I noticed that my gas pedal got stuck... I hit 75 before I got it unstuck... but not before a police officer noticed the speeding Volvo. So of course he whipped around and high tailed it after me. So I try and explain to him what was going on... "stuck gas pedal,...
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charlielove:
better for you to come to sf.
emptymouthpiece:
you can always fight those in court, the ticketing cop rarely ever shows you know....
, but either way, lets here it for dreams...even the bad ones, cause they're still dreams...you;ve already moved to PO, now all we can do it talk you into LA...and we're set. Haha.
, but either way, lets here it for dreams...even the bad ones, cause they're still dreams...you;ve already moved to PO, now all we can do it talk you into LA...and we're set. Haha.
Car NOT fixed. Fuckity fuck fuck.
Still in Bend. Goddamn damn god.
Back hurts. Shitty shit poo.
Losing non-existant money because of not moving. MEEEEKRAB!!!
Still in Bend. Goddamn damn god.
Back hurts. Shitty shit poo.
Losing non-existant money because of not moving. MEEEEKRAB!!!
Car fixed YAY!
Phone dissapeared BOO!
Miss hair WAH!
No money GRRR!
Calendar for Christmas WHEE!
Cat being nice MEOW!
Don't know when I'll be able to update again AWW!
Out of ideas HUH!
Phone dissapeared BOO!
Miss hair WAH!
No money GRRR!
Calendar for Christmas WHEE!
Cat being nice MEOW!
Don't know when I'll be able to update again AWW!
Out of ideas HUH!
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charlielove:
our cat's been getting nicer, too... yay!
eugene to portland?
eugene to portland?
cld:
Wallet beening molest by xmas...Booo!
I got all my stuff moved... now I just need to fix that fuckin' Volvo and I'm all set to no longer exist in Bend. Freakin' sweet.
Oh, and my new room... Sweet. It's got this balcony thing above the closet... and the ceiling goes up about 20-25 feet... I'm gonna put a couch up there. It's gonna be rad. Tottaly raddiclese.
Oh, and my new room... Sweet. It's got this balcony thing above the closet... and the ceiling goes up about 20-25 feet... I'm gonna put a couch up there. It's gonna be rad. Tottaly raddiclese.
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cld:
Hahaha! You so gotta tell him.
lee:
Sounds like a great place.
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emptymouthpiece:
Well bro, looking lesbian is in, I'd try it, but I'd have to shave the foot long Goat', and I'm gonna, but I could be the bearded lady I guess...but then there would be circus time, and that means Carnies, and Carnie life is like prison with less personal freedoms and more buttsecks, so umm...where the hell was I going here...
Oh, you sur are perdy. I mean
Have a good day bro, take it sleazy.
Oh, you sur are perdy. I mean
Have a good day bro, take it sleazy.
reverendbenzo:
I love the rum.
Thank you for the "almost birthday wish".
Thank you for the "almost birthday wish".
Ahaha...
The only way this could get any more stalker friendly is if you could see who was looking at who and what and how many times they were doing it... and for how long at each interval. Like an extra time log page...
I'm not going to say that it is either good or bad... just an interestin direction they chose to take it...
The only way this could get any more stalker friendly is if you could see who was looking at who and what and how many times they were doing it... and for how long at each interval. Like an extra time log page...
I'm not going to say that it is either good or bad... just an interestin direction they chose to take it...
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luciefurr:
your damn right I wont get any coal! 
Ahaha!!!
I have ACCESS!!! And a new and very cool place to stay in that Portland town.
Oh yeah... and I fucked up my car pretty bad... slid around a corner and smashed up the rear right wheel and slid the entire axle over so my rear left is hanging out of the wheel well.. 'aint that a bitch. And it was on my dear...
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I have ACCESS!!! And a new and very cool place to stay in that Portland town.
Oh yeah... and I fucked up my car pretty bad... slid around a corner and smashed up the rear right wheel and slid the entire axle over so my rear left is hanging out of the wheel well.. 'aint that a bitch. And it was on my dear...
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mrmuller:
Well semi-naked is just one step away from naked, and no one should have to see me naked. Not even me. It just isn't fair.
mrmuller:
Nope, I'm me, and that's much worse.
K... quick update.
KMFDM Concert. AWSOME.
Moving posponed for month or two...
Final fantasy 12 out now.
Between living with dad and Portland...
Need a new job or two...
...And I don't really even have time to be here... ...and I'm late again. FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK!
KMFDM Concert. AWSOME.
Moving posponed for month or two...
Final fantasy 12 out now.
Between living with dad and Portland...
Need a new job or two...
...And I don't really even have time to be here... ...and I'm late again. FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK!
emptymouthpiece:
Well thanks for the heads up anyway bro.
stasiss_levine:
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My last day of workin' at ye olde pr0n shope in Monday.
To say the least, I'm really kind of exited. *bursting with energy*
...
The bad part of that is my access to a computer with non-filtered net is gonna be limited for a bit... (yes, I was using the work computer for the past year... )
I'll see you on the flip side......
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To say the least, I'm really kind of exited. *bursting with energy*
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The bad part of that is my access to a computer with non-filtered net is gonna be limited for a bit... (yes, I was using the work computer for the past year...
)
I'll see you on the flip side......
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emptymouthpiece:
Ugh....non...limited?
ontothenext:
you better see us!
Yay! I'm looking for a new job! 
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charlielove:
it is fun... just a lot of work.
<3
<3
emptymouthpiece:
Nothing is holding me here in the least. Except the wait for a new car, after that my sky line is open.
It's official. I have been stripped of all my duties as a manager.
...The good part of it is that I don't have to be Mr. Responsible anymore.
...The best part of it is, everything is going exactly as I had planned...
KMFDM In Portland on the 30th of next month. YAY!!!
...The good part of it is that I don't have to be Mr. Responsible anymore.
...The best part of it is, everything is going exactly as I had planned...
KMFDM In Portland on the 30th of next month. YAY!!!
emptymouthpiece:
Wow, no more managing the store of adult novelties...this means a month of counter monkeying "without" the bullshit of not getting paid much better to be the one that gets to answer all the comments/complaints/etc. What a fucking shame eh.
Congrats...managing retail sucks...managing retail at an adult novelties store is even worse...I should know...been there, done that, but the stories can last a life time.
Congrats...managing retail sucks...managing retail at an adult novelties store is even worse...I should know...been there, done that, but the stories can last a life time.
I just hope you aren't in it when it explodes.
So ummm...here's to wishing new car appears in the drive way eh.