into: illustration, web/graphic design, cultivating large sideburns ...

makes me happy: Being right, getting the last cookie, beating traffic, quirky jokes, 80's movies.

makes me sad: Bureaucracy, dull people, the non-proliferation of decent pizza joints outside of California and New York.

5 things i can't live without: Laptop, Cell Phone, Transportation, some cash and that whole food thing ...

vices: Diet Fuckin' Pepsi. It's the new heroin. None of that Coke shit, it's Diet Pepsi, mm-hmm. Oh and old ECW.

thoughts on sg: I like it

occupation: Law Student/Graphic Designer

current crush: This category is alarmingly alliterative.

stats: Palindrome

body mods: They come and go.

gets me hot: Cute girls with good taste in music who can beat my ass at Trivial Pursuit. Spanish fly, bar none.

fantasy: A fuel-efficient hummer that guns down slow moving cars on the highway. Oh yeah, baby ... mrowwrr.

sign: Will work for food

most humbling moment: Humbling? Well, this one time, at band camp ...

i lost my virginity: and whatever became of it? Perhaps, we'll never know ...

CIGARETTES: Nope

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: Milquetoast Centrist

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: single

I WANT: Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Emo, Arty, Hardcore, Indie Rocker, Designwank, Retro, Punk, Metalhead, Bookworm, Geek, Fuck you, I defy categories