Je peux parler le Français au jourdui. Sorry my satire is broken.
I was broke as a 2cent joke Wednesday 4/20 so I decided to take a walk or go on walkabout in all actuality...for about 3 miles to Moneytree or the payday loan place. Google maps neglected to mention 2.2 miles (didn't care) of the trip was up a moutain, across a fjord uphill (bridge with the foot diameter railings rattling on a mile wide really...
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Step one. Decide who in your life is actually truly good and healthy to be in your life. The hardest part about step one is being objective and avoiding subjectivity and investment guilt for how long you have known them. Let's face it...we all have at least one person who is a shit factory and we cannot make manure for flowers and vegetables with all...
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I have epilepsy and traumatic brain injuries from being beaten by my stepfather in the head because it wouldn't bruise/leave a mark. It set in during my junior year of college 2003. I spent 11 years fighting for my life and basically telling my doctors to get fucked with all due respect as I worked with two of them and was written off for dead...
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I got sick three days after being here. Go me. So my Galaxy Grand Prime while I went to download something from the Google play store said I was out of memory. Get fucked. That's why I bought the blasted micro sd card. So I go through the process of moving all the phone's data to the sd card and delete everything off the phone....
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The Seattle area is ripe for the picking. You can take the streetpunk off the street, but a true died...I mean dyed...take it how you want it punk is always a punk. I have just gotten more creative in my subversion and running amuck. Malcolm McLaren you are a bitch. Google him if you don't know him. Sneaky idea though.
There is not much original...
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Drunken Sailors, Tweakers oh my! Wait not much has changed since I left. I did find it amusing my ass went out to walk the dog with my sister and I passed rail thin tweaker lady holding onto a soupbowl style coffee cup like Smeagol to her precious and she uttered some gutteral tweaker Farsi I think it was that roughly translated probably meant, "Get...
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