into: Inked chicks, culinary foreplay, actual foreplay, takin' pitchers, rollin' in my RV
not into: Tea Baggers
makes me happy: Exit row seats, bourbon on ice, Little Wing, Sky Mall, October in Amsterdam, road trips, I love the smell of Nitro in the morning
makes me sad: hangovers, carpal tunnel, GOP
hobbies: I want to be a photographer, but I suck at it. Also self-service, self-loathing, and depression. These things I'm much better at.
5 things i can't live without: oxygen, nitrogen, various trace gases, food
vices: bourbon, this site, disturbed women
thoughts on sg: I love it
occupation: Minister of Information
formerly Grand Marshal of the Blackberry Parade
current crush: She lives in South Africa and we've never met. I want to have her children.
stats: Fat Fuck
heroes: Rev. Marlon G. Loftis
gets me hot: I have a fairly serious obsession with pocket-sized women. Unfortunately they never return the favor.
favorite position: All too often, it's a table for one.
fantasy: Happily ever after
sign: CH3NO2
most humbling moment: Every time I look in a mirror
i lost my virginity: To a lovely young lady who was later considered a person of interest in a murder case. God I miss her.
CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman
MY KINK FACTOR: Talk dirty to me...
MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: single
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, afterparties, home by dawn.
I WANT: Romance, Friendship, Online Flirting
MY PIGEONHOLES: Bookworm, Geek
