Member: elslowhand

elslowhandlikes Family Guy, MASH, Rounders, and Tool.

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Member: elslowhand
Member: elslowhand
Member: elslowhand
 

bands:

  1. Tool
  2. Pink Floyd
  3. Stevie Ray
  4. Van Halen (post-Dave, pre-the retarded guy)
  5. UTFO
  6. De La Soul
  7. Andres Segovia
  8. Rubber Bands

films:

  1. Say Anything
  2. Rounders
  3. Strange Brew
  4. Christmas Vacation
  5. The Professional
  6. Breakfast Club
  7. Seven
  8. Fletch

books:

  1. Bone in the Throat
  2. Kitchen Confidential
  3. Gone Bamboo
  4. Digital Fortress
  5. The Winner
  6. Anything by Vonnegut

tv shows:

  1. MASH
  2. Family Guy
  3. Little People Big World
  4. West Wing
  5. No Reservations
  6. Scrubs
  7. Hell's Kitchen
  8. Top Chef
 

into: SG's with lots of ink and pink hair, culinary foreplay, actual foreplay, dining at the Y, Nitro Methane

not into: unimaginative people

makes me happy: Exit row seats, bourbon on ice, Little Wing, Sky Mall, October in Amsterdam, road trips, I love the smell of Nitro in the morning

makes me sad: hangovers, carpal tunnel, hillary clinton

5 things i can't live without: oxygen, nitrogen, various trace gases, food

vices: bourbon, this site, disturbed women

thoughts on sg: I love it

 

gender: male

occupation: Minister of Information formerly Grand Marshal of the Blackberry Parade

current crush: "["

heroes: Rev. Marlon G. Loftis

gets me hot: chicks with pink hair and tats

favorite position: Sit on my face and tell me that you love me...

fantasy: That's for me to know and you to find out

sign: CH3NO2

most humbling moment: 7th grade... I fell down a flight stairs between classes, and took out 5 other kids. Casualties? Two broken bones... none of them mine.

i lost my virginity: To a lovely young lady who was later considered a person of interest in a murder case. God I miss her. Please refer to my 'Vices' list.

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

I WANT: Romance, Friendship, Online Flirting.

MY STATUS: single

MY DIET: Omnivore

MY POLITICS: Milquetoast Centrist

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

POT: Nope

MY KINK FACTOR: Talk dirty to me...

MY PIGEONHOLES: Bookworm, Geek.