into: Inked chicks, culinary foreplay, actual foreplay, dining at the Y, Nitro Methane
not into: unimaginative people
makes me happy: Exit row seats, bourbon on ice, Little Wing, Sky Mall, October in Amsterdam, road trips, I love the smell of Nitro in the morning
makes me sad: hangovers, carpal tunnel, hillary clinton
hobbies: Golf, self-service, depression
5 things i can't live without: oxygen, nitrogen, various trace gases, food
vices: bourbon, this site, disturbed women
thoughts on sg: I love it
occupation: Minister of Information
formerly Grand Marshal of the Blackberry Parade
current crush: Rooney Mara
heroes: Rev. Marlon G. Loftis
gets me hot: Any woman willing to give me the time of day. What can I say, I'm desperate.
favorite position: Sit on my face and tell me that you love me...
fantasy: That's for me to know and you to find out
sign: CH3NO2
most humbling moment: 7th grade... I fell down a flight stairs between classes, and took out 5 other kids. Casualties? Two broken bones... none of them mine.
i lost my virginity: To a lovely young lady who was later considered a person of interest in a murder case. God I miss her.
Please refer to my 'Vices' list.
CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman
MY KINK FACTOR: Talk dirty to me...
MY POLITICS: Milquetoast Centrist
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: single
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, afterparties, home by dawn.
I WANT: Romance, Friendship, Online Flirting
MY PIGEONHOLES: Bookworm, Geek
