bands:

1. Tool
2. Pink Floyd
3. Stevie Ray
4. Van Halen (post-Dave, pre-the retarded guy)
5. UTFO
6. De La Soul
7. Andres Segovia
8. Rubber Bands

films:

1. Say Anything
2. Rounders
3. Strange Brew
4. Christmas Vacation
5. The Professional
6. Breakfast Club
7. Seven
8. Fletch

books:

1. Bone in the Throat
2. Kitchen Confidential
3. Gone Bamboo
4. Digital Fortress
5. The Winner
6. Anything by Vonnegut

tv shows:

1. MASH
2. Family Guy
3. Little People Big World
4. West Wing
5. No Reservations
6. Scrubs
7. Hell's Kitchen
8. Top Chef

 

into: SG's with lots of ink and pink hair, culinary foreplay, actual foreplay, dining at the Y, Nitro Methane

not into: unimaginative people

makes me happy: Exit row seats, bourbon on ice, Little Wing, Sky Mall, October in Amsterdam, road trips, I love the smell of Nitro in the morning

makes me sad: hangovers, carpal tunnel, hillary clinton

5 things i can't live without: oxygen, nitrogen, various trace gases, food

vices: bourbon, this site, disturbed women

thoughts on sg: I love it

 

gender: male

occupation: Minister of Information formerly Grand Marshal of the Blackberry Parade

current crush: "["

heroes: Rev. Marlon G. Loftis

gets me hot: chicks with pink hair and tats

favorite position: Sit on my face and tell me that you love me...

fantasy: That's for me to know and you to find out

sign: CH3NO2

most humbling moment: 7th grade... I fell down a flight stairs between classes, and took out 5 other kids. Casualties? Two broken bones... none of them mine.

i lost my virginity: To a lovely young lady who was later considered a person of interest in a murder case. God I miss her. Please refer to my 'Vices' list.

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

I WANT: Romance, Friendship, Online Flirting.

MY STATUS: single

MY DIET: Omnivore

MY POLITICS: Milquetoast Centrist

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

POT: Nope

MY KINK FACTOR: Talk dirty to me...

MY PIGEONHOLES: Bookworm, Geek.