elfrenetico

Que pasa, people who read this sort of thing? I'm posting my short comedic films to a dot-mac site: http://homepage.mac.com/elfrenetico. They're funny. And short. So, they're painless -go watch one. I stayed up all night editing so you could laugh.

Neat. Someone is scouring the net for every vestige of "what is me," and giving me feedback, like, "all of your favorite suicide girls have dark hair that's short... or not so short." So, presumably, that's an indicator of what sort of woman I'd seek in a relationship? I think they have the best photo sets. They're funny, and sure, they're easy on the eyes.

I'm glad my membership didn't expire. I've been making lots of short digital videos which I show last Tuesdays at Portland's Nocturnal open-screen. I thought it would be funny to interview people outside of Ace of Hearts before one of their monthly gang-bangs, then make a ten-second mockumentary of hat it's like inside: a big pile of shirtless men, and one says, "what a sausagefest."

I had this big fat crush come true on Halloween, then was subsequently shot down. I think I built it up as some sort of religious experience that I didn't deserve. Which isn't healthy. I know some people keep several concurrent crushes going and they're not necessarily prioritized. I just don't work that way so I got all confused and bummed.

I was in the courthouse recently, you know, filling out a restraining order... and I saw this board of recent name changes and thought: I should definitely DO that. I'm thinking: first name MISTER, last name FUNNYPANTS.
Stand-up comedy performed live in Portland, OR bars

This whole standing up for others thing hasn't been working out too well for me.
The last time I spoke up for a coworker, it got me fired. Today it got me into this weird intervention type-thing. A progressive dialogue session with a professor and an intermediary.
Which was slightly cooler than getting fired, but it fucked my whole day. I was supposed to be...
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