This morning i was all "grrrrrrrrr; i don't wanna get up and go to work." Then i got up to pee, realized it was saturday, and did a little happy dance. and went back to sleep and had creepy dreams. Ex-boyfriend dreams are always creepy, you wake up all like, 'doubleyou teeee efffff, i haven't seen/spoken to them in like, ferrrevveerrrrrr, what triggered them in...
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adelayde:
what a poor little lizard!
halfjack:
lucky!!!!
I like when i'm driving, and the clicky-click of my turn signal blinkers is synced up with the music i'm listening to. It's like the equivalent of a kodak moment, but for ears.
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scheisskopf:
As far as the juicer is concerned...
Whatever you have to do, get better.
Whatever you have to do, get better.
octological:
I like when I'm walking down the street minding my own business when all of a sudden I see 4 totally unrelated things the exact same color.
i have a home internet connection again.
now i can post the trivial details of my life for the bored masses of the world more often.
now i can post the trivial details of my life for the bored masses of the world more often.
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mrdeity:
RE: This comment
I wish they were! They ended up being only ok. The frosting was good but the cupcake itself practically disintegrated into just crumbs as I took a bite!
I wish they were! They ended up being only ok. The frosting was good but the cupcake itself practically disintegrated into just crumbs as I took a bite!
plannumberone:
Yess! Heres my wishlist:
More stories about what you did last summer, and the summers when you were a kid. I am a sucker for nostalgia and americana.
More stories about what you did last summer, and the summers when you were a kid. I am a sucker for nostalgia and americana.
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shakti:
that picture of the two of you is beautiful
halfjack:
i miss you 
i hope things perk up there
i hope things perk up theremy Dad and i shipped off 350 pounds worth of my stuff by now.
...i think 3 boxes were books.
i can't help it, i love those things. Like...way more than people.
we're probably a bit more than halfway done, as long as some people come through to buy off some of my furniture....
it still hasn't really sunken in yet. but it's gonna hurt...
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...i think 3 boxes were books.
i can't help it, i love those things. Like...way more than people.
we're probably a bit more than halfway done, as long as some people come through to buy off some of my furniture....
it still hasn't really sunken in yet. but it's gonna hurt...
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scheisskopf:
Collegeness is a very important and necessary rite of passage in a young lady's upbringing. I'm certain Edgar Poe will miss you when you leave.
But hands down, and without dissent now, you must friend my brilliant and lovely friend LilJackKniife and hang out with her when you get down there. She's a lot of fun... brilliant, and very amicable. A doctor, she can also repair your mortal coil when damaged, and as accident prone as you seem to be, this just might save your life. You're still one of the neatest young ladies around anywhere, Einglaswein, and your future is very important. In fact, the fate of the uncivilized world depends on it. Now do what I say.
But hands down, and without dissent now, you must friend my brilliant and lovely friend LilJackKniife and hang out with her when you get down there. She's a lot of fun... brilliant, and very amicable. A doctor, she can also repair your mortal coil when damaged, and as accident prone as you seem to be, this just might save your life. You're still one of the neatest young ladies around anywhere, Einglaswein, and your future is very important. In fact, the fate of the uncivilized world depends on it. Now do what I say.
mrdeity:
What do you mean by cities to check out? Are you thinking of movie out here or just visiting? Is it something to do with college or schooling? I can definitely give you a list of pros and cons if you like. Of course, you'll have to give me some criteria to be able to give you a list. 
Sounds like you had a lot more stuff to ship than I did. I had 8 boxes to ship and it cost me about $150-$200 but I also had my car completely full of stuff when I drove across the country.
Sounds like you had a lot more stuff to ship than I did. I had 8 boxes to ship and it cost me about $150-$200 but I also had my car completely full of stuff when I drove across the country.
I was discharged from the hospital today.
I still have my right eye. (and my left, but that was not the one in question.)
I'm really glad i had my contact solution and case, mp3 player with extra batteries, and some raisins when i went to the ER Monday morning.
Having IV's stuck in your arm is uncomfortable. So is getting blood drawn from 3-5...
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I still have my right eye. (and my left, but that was not the one in question.)
I'm really glad i had my contact solution and case, mp3 player with extra batteries, and some raisins when i went to the ER Monday morning.
Having IV's stuck in your arm is uncomfortable. So is getting blood drawn from 3-5...
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mnislahi:
i didnt know you were sick!! im sorry girl! you are better now, right? i'm coming to visit you soon...
jabroni:
I'm glad you're getting better but, what the hell happened?
i done gradjamated.
Although, i'm not technically done till august.
i have Incompletes, and an internship to do.
But, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! so much pressure has dissipated...
this week, i will treat myself to a professional massage. because, my spine feels horribly damaged after this semester.
So, i have my apartment till august. But...where should i live next??
Something to think about...
Oh! i have lots of...
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Although, i'm not technically done till august.
i have Incompletes, and an internship to do.
But, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! so much pressure has dissipated...
this week, i will treat myself to a professional massage. because, my spine feels horribly damaged after this semester.
So, i have my apartment till august. But...where should i live next??
Something to think about...
Oh! i have lots of...
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jabroni:
Congratulations! What's next?
halfjack:
i'm coming home! let's play!
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jabroni:
Outstanding!
tadzi:
if by alien you mean sexy, then yes
Memorare, O piissima Virgo Maria, non esse auditum a saeculo, quemquam ad tua currentem praesidia, tua implorantem auxilia, tua petentem suffragia, esse derelictum. Ego tali animatus confidentia, ad te, Virgo Virginum, Mater, curro, ad te venio, coram te gemens peccator assisto. Noli, Mater Verbi, verba mea despicere; sed audi propitia et exaudi.
Amen.
Prayer for the version of myself that has decided that she doesn't...
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Amen.
Prayer for the version of myself that has decided that she doesn't...
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quietlythere:
Hey there, look who updates
I've missed seeing you around. You should call me sometime to say hello.
I've missed seeing you around. You should call me sometime to say hello.
shakti:
hope you had a wonderful birthday
it's not a goodbye, it's a so-long, if you really want to keep in touch...
find me on myspace: http://www.myspace.com/extravehicularactivity
or lj, same EinGlasWein
I'm about to become even more of a hermit than i already have been, woo! i mean..i've been trying to find the time to sit down and watch a movie for like, 2 weeks now. still hasn't happened.
This does not...
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find me on myspace: http://www.myspace.com/extravehicularactivity
or lj, same EinGlasWein
I'm about to become even more of a hermit than i already have been, woo! i mean..i've been trying to find the time to sit down and watch a movie for like, 2 weeks now. still hasn't happened.
This does not...
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grady31:
Bye.....
notthellama:
*sniff*
Hahahaaaaaa. i love this guy.
Free Will Astrology for the Week Beginning February 15 by Rob Brezsny
ARIES (March 21-April 19): "Dear Rob: Could you please tell me how I can
get the men I like to remove me from the pedestals they put me on? If
something doesn't change soon, I'll have to call down the lightning and
obliterate their delusions. Sorry if that...
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Free Will Astrology for the Week Beginning February 15 by Rob Brezsny
ARIES (March 21-April 19): "Dear Rob: Could you please tell me how I can
get the men I like to remove me from the pedestals they put me on? If
something doesn't change soon, I'll have to call down the lightning and
obliterate their delusions. Sorry if that...
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scheisskopf:
I stepped into an avalanche,
It covered up my soul;
When I am not this hunchback that you see,
I sleep beneath the golden hills.
You who wish to conquer pain,
You must learn, learn to serve me well.
You strike my side by accident
As you go down for your gold.
The cripple here that you clothe and feed
Is neither starved nor cold;
He does not ask for your company,
Not at the centre, the centre of the world.
When I am on a pedestal,
You did not raise me there.
Your laws do not compel me
To kneel grotesque and bare.
I myself am the pedestal
For this ugly hump at which you stare.
You who wish to conquer pain,
You must learn what makes me kind;
The crumbs of love that you offer me,
Theyre the crumbs Ive left behind.
Your pain is no credential here,
Its just the shadow, shadow of my wound.
I have begun to long for you,
I who have no greed;
I have begun to ask for you,
I who have no need.
You say you've gone away from me,
But I can feel you when you breathe.
Do not dress in those rags for me,
I know you are not poor;
You don't love me quite so fiercely now
When you know that you are not sure,
It is your turn, beloved,
It is your flesh that I wear.
-L. Cohen
So, I guess it's so long once again, nifty person.
HAPPY V.D.
It covered up my soul;
When I am not this hunchback that you see,
I sleep beneath the golden hills.
You who wish to conquer pain,
You must learn, learn to serve me well.
You strike my side by accident
As you go down for your gold.
The cripple here that you clothe and feed
Is neither starved nor cold;
He does not ask for your company,
Not at the centre, the centre of the world.
When I am on a pedestal,
You did not raise me there.
Your laws do not compel me
To kneel grotesque and bare.
I myself am the pedestal
For this ugly hump at which you stare.
You who wish to conquer pain,
You must learn what makes me kind;
The crumbs of love that you offer me,
Theyre the crumbs Ive left behind.
Your pain is no credential here,
Its just the shadow, shadow of my wound.
I have begun to long for you,
I who have no greed;
I have begun to ask for you,
I who have no need.
You say you've gone away from me,
But I can feel you when you breathe.
Do not dress in those rags for me,
I know you are not poor;
You don't love me quite so fiercely now
When you know that you are not sure,
It is your turn, beloved,
It is your flesh that I wear.
-L. Cohen
So, I guess it's so long once again, nifty person.
HAPPY V.D.
halfjack:
if i visit you at work would we be able to hang out?
my computer has been broken.
i fixed it. sort of.
too busy for this shit.
love the ones i love, still.
i fixed it. sort of.
too busy for this shit.
love the ones i love, still.
notthellama:
sorry you are leaving here. sorry your puter r broke. i'll see you around sometime tho right?
mercie:
I'm dancing now. You should come see me and give me money. 
<3
<3