and then he said, "yeah, but only if i was drunk" and i was all like, "fuck that i saw you doing it the other day for crackers"
and get this, he did it for saltines. saltines are gay. if crackers were people, saltines would be that weird guy that tried to fuck his cousin last summer in the bathroom at the pool. and all... Read More
1. i'm starting to spend all my money on necessities, and that's just bullshit. i mean, i could get food and pay my bills the old fashioned way...by murdering those who try to make me pay for stuff. all my hard earned money should definately go towards cigarettes from here on out.
so i was thinking about my ex-girlfriend the other day, when i came to the conclusion that weapons are pretty sweet.
hammers are excellent, but mostly for smashing mice, one by one, in a cardboard box.
swords are definately cool. vampires probably used swords when they existed before they were totally phased out by a whole different sort of evil: dentists.