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i hate love songs. i hate lovers.
i hate everything that i can't have, so i hate you.
i hate movies with happy endings, like the one i saw where all the girls are beautiful like you.
i hate wet dreams, and masturbation.
i hate everything that feels good, like sex with you.
i hate flowers, and little birdies, it makes me want to puke...
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yay! fun times with heartbreaking girls!

fuck my neighbor. fuck him right in his stupid ass.

i've been hanging out with this chick for a few weeks, having lots of fun, and beginning to think that i would love to date her. it's been a while since i've been able to feel like that with any girls. it was really fun, i was getting so excited.

but now she's dating my neighbor, and i get to see her car out front...
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maybe i should get a rabbit, kill it, then eat it. i'll feed the rabbit other rabbits, to be sure that the bunny-flavor is potent. i don't know, maybe it'd be better to try it with a cat.

phil did it once.

sure phil is gross (i mean, take a shower at least once a month dude.hell, it works for me) but his sister is...
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i need to find a hobby, or a girlfriend, or something.


i've gone insane.

enough about my giant penis already. where was i? oh yeah. i've always kind of wanted to be a werewolf.

when a full moon rolls around, i'd be all killing people and shit. and growling. growling would be satisfying. any attempt towards a growl nowadays usually sounds pretty pathetic, like a female tennis player after a serve.

it would suck waking up naked in the...
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zombies are chumps.

mummies are jerks.

self aware computers hell bent on the destruction of the human race are played out.

but ghosts, vampires, and werewolves are cool as shit.

ghosts are rad, because they can do some fucking cool shit. they can possess people, rattle stuff, move things, and wear hats.

if i were a ghost i'd totally be a dick about it. i'd...
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