yay! fun times with heartbreaking girls!
lilyk:
as long as there is latex and beer involved... i say go for it 
lilyk:
which ain't too shabby 
fuck my neighbor. fuck him right in his stupid ass.
lilyk:
is he hot?
you ok?
you ok?
nataskaput:
why aren't we snowboarding, because the the zamboni hasn't dumped it's load
i've been hanging out with this chick for a few weeks, having lots of fun, and beginning to think that i would love to date her. it's been a while since i've been able to feel like that with any girls. it was really fun, i was getting so excited.
but now she's dating my neighbor, and i get to see her car out front...
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but now she's dating my neighbor, and i get to see her car out front...
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lilyk:
deal
i know. i am stuck in thelibrary taking finals now
i know. i am stuck in thelibrary taking finals now
cyanide81:
makes sense
maybe i should get a rabbit, kill it, then eat it. i'll feed the rabbit other rabbits, to be sure that the bunny-flavor is potent. i don't know, maybe it'd be better to try it with a cat.
phil did it once.
sure phil is gross (i mean, take a shower at least once a month dude.hell, it works for me) but his sister is...
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phil did it once.
sure phil is gross (i mean, take a shower at least once a month dude.hell, it works for me) but his sister is...
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lilyk:
really, i am not.
lilyk:
and i will shamelessly cleat you if you say that again
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lilyk:
also, heartthrob is all one word
elicit77:
You're not a moron, we're all morons. Nah, you're just special. 
Nah, you're just special. i need to find a hobby, or a girlfriend, or something.
i've gone insane.
i've gone insane.
enough about my giant penis already. where was i? oh yeah. i've always kind of wanted to be a werewolf.
when a full moon rolls around, i'd be all killing people and shit. and growling. growling would be satisfying. any attempt towards a growl nowadays usually sounds pretty pathetic, like a female tennis player after a serve.
it would suck waking up naked in the...
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when a full moon rolls around, i'd be all killing people and shit. and growling. growling would be satisfying. any attempt towards a growl nowadays usually sounds pretty pathetic, like a female tennis player after a serve.
it would suck waking up naked in the...
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pulloffmywings:
thank you of course, this means i am older and wiser than you, i hope you know that...
of course, this means i am older and wiser than you, i hope you know that...
nataskaput:
i tore the Patellar Tendon a little, and a deep bruise that lead to alot of swelling in the Menicus, i'm going to rock those rail bash guards nexy year, the doctor seemed worried by all the chips taken out of my shins
zombies are chumps.
mummies are jerks.
self aware computers hell bent on the destruction of the human race are played out.
but ghosts, vampires, and werewolves are cool as shit.
ghosts are rad, because they can do some fucking cool shit. they can possess people, rattle stuff, move things, and wear hats.
if i were a ghost i'd totally be a dick about it. i'd...
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mummies are jerks.
self aware computers hell bent on the destruction of the human race are played out.
but ghosts, vampires, and werewolves are cool as shit.
ghosts are rad, because they can do some fucking cool shit. they can possess people, rattle stuff, move things, and wear hats.
if i were a ghost i'd totally be a dick about it. i'd...
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reagan:
if i was a robot and you were a ghost, you'd be going down. 
lilyk:
missing in action? did a zombie finally catch your ass?
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dollbabyamy:
your hometown is bucksnort? i think i know where that is.
lilyk:
where have you been cutie?
i will drink many beers tonight and tomorrow, because tomorrow is the last day for snowboarding 'round these parts.
40's of OE for hours after my last few hours on a board locally.
40's of OE for hours after my last few hours on a board locally.
this is terrible.
i need to go party, but i can't get a damn ride...
i need to go party, but i can't get a damn ride...
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xbronzebeautyx:
what part of philly is your ex from??
sounds like a good time...i will definitely see if i can round up some of the girls!!
sounds like a good time...i will definitely see if i can round up some of the girls!!
lilyk:
you think i don't have neough of those sorts of photos as it is??
i think one of the boys listed one on the group thing...
can't you call a cab
i think one of the boys listed one on the group thing...
can't you call a cab
don't cook naked. you could drop a hot pan and almost burn your gigantic penis off.
if it weren't for my cat-like reflexes i would be a sad, sad, enormous penis-less man right now.
now it's time to dim my sexy15 watt light bulbs and scuplt my pubic hair in the most sensual display of grooming anyone has ever seen...
if it weren't for my cat-like reflexes i would be a sad, sad, enormous penis-less man right now.
now it's time to dim my sexy15 watt light bulbs and scuplt my pubic hair in the most sensual display of grooming anyone has ever seen...
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xbronzebeautyx:
if you have a gigantic penis....please keep it out of all instances where it could be harmed please!!! gigantic penis's r needed in this world!
lilyk:
where you been cutie?